Things not to say during sex.

[T-Can]

It's hard for me to take some things seriously. Back when I started dating one of my ex girlfriends, we had just had sex and were working back up to round 2 when she says "You're a good kisser" to which I replied "That's what my mom says too!"

I still don't know why I said except to just be a smartass or maybe it's that I don't take compliments very well. Needless to say it surprised the heck out of her.

[xperiment]

Originally Posted by CanDo01

It's hard for me to take some things seriously. Back when I started dating one of my ex girlfriends, we had just had sex and were working back up to round 2 when she says "You're a good kisser" to which I replied "That's what my mom says too!"

I still don't know why I said except to just be a smartass or maybe it's that I don't take compliments very well. Needless to say it surprised the heck out of her.

All that matters is that your mom told me I'm a good kisser. Tell her I'll be there Sunday after church.

[WTF]

Originally Posted by pjorourke

PJ, please try not to encourage atl. Comedy is not his strong suit! He needs to stick to being a meanie to Charles.

[T-Can]

Originally Posted by xperiment

All that matters is that your mom told me I'm a good kisser. Tell her I'll be there Sunday after church.

At least I know she is in good hands.

[discreetgent]

screaming out "oh julie" when her name is anna

[Molly Robinson]

honey magnums are way to big for you!