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Old 04-01-2010, 11:12 AM   #1
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Default My enormous penis ...

... is 800 miles long, 200 miles wide and resides mostly in the fourth dimension.

Listen: Hi-ho.

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Old 04-01-2010, 10:24 PM   #2
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... is 800 miles long, 200 miles wide and resides mostly in the fourth dimension.

Listen: Hi-ho.

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My penis is so big it has its own penis... and that penis is bigger than that...
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Old 04-02-2010, 12:09 AM   #3
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Carl, how does this magnificent multidimensional penis affect your demeanor?
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Old 04-02-2010, 12:37 AM   #4
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Carl, how does this magnificent multidimensional penis affect your demeanor?
I eat a lot of cookies. SnackWells, mostly.

And I've stopped reading Vonnegut and I've started watching all seven seasons of So You Think You Can Dance on DVD.
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Old 04-02-2010, 01:21 AM   #5
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two black guys standing on the golden gate bridge needed to take a piss. so they whip it out and start to piss off the golden gate bridge.
one guy looks over to the other and says man that water is cold, the other guy says YEAH AND ITS DEEP TOO.

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Old 04-02-2010, 04:55 AM   #6
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Old 04-03-2010, 12:51 PM   #7
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My penis is so big, it fired Donald Trump!
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Old 04-03-2010, 01:12 PM   #8
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my penis is soooooooo big.......aw hell, who am i kidding. fuck you .you "big dick" bastards. (lol) Im hung like a bear!(a gummy bear)
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Old 04-03-2010, 01:56 PM   #9
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Mine can be seen from space.

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Old 04-03-2010, 04:02 PM   #10
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My penis is unstuck in time.

Hope I can stick it somewhere in time.
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Old 04-03-2010, 04:03 PM   #11
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And speaking of this nice Spring weather . . . One recalls the famous WC Fields quote:

"Gee, it's nice out! Think I'll leave it out!"
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Old 04-03-2010, 06:54 PM   #12
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My penis is so big, Chuck Norris makes "down41's penis is so big..." jokes.
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Old 04-03-2010, 07:36 PM   #13
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I finally figured out how to get a 12 inch penis.. I just fold mine in Half. Hurts a little when i do it though.
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Old 04-03-2010, 10:47 PM   #14
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My penis is unstuck in time.

Hope I can stick it somewhere in time.
God bless you, Mr. Rosewater.
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Old 04-03-2010, 11:18 PM   #15
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My penis is the exact same size as GneissGuy's. Just not limp, though.
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Mine can be seen from space.

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