We Should THINK Before We Speak. What Are Your Testimonials? (lol)

[Likinikki]

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days:

A very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. This is what happens when you predict snow but don't get any!

We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:

"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"

[governmentguru]

[ttmax]

young lady, just trying to stay ahead, but what is "Lol" ?

[Likinikki]

tmaxgarcia...did you just call me a young lady? (lol) *Laughing Out Loud* Thank you for the compliment though!

[bamatide]

Thats great

[Likinikki]

GG...I thought you were *BAND!* (lol)

[Marcus78]

I always liked this one.

A flight attendant was
stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As two
men approached, she extended her hand for their tickets
and they opened their trench coat's and flashed her. Without
missing a beat, she said, 'Gentlemen, I need to see your
ticket, not your stub.'

Nowadays, you would be arrested, given a cavity search and locked away for years! LOL

[Likinikki]

Dang, good one!

[Ms. Milani]

ROFLMFAO!

[Mokoa]

[governmentguru]

Originally Posted by Likinikki

GG...I thought you were *BAND!* (lol)

Hey about the 8 inches I promised you the other day... you know that's over 4-5 visits, right??

[Guest061918]

Flippin classic. I still remember vividly being in Chicago on New Years Day 1999. Yes that was a long time ago. But all the weather people all agreed we were getting somewhere between 2-4 inches. Well 20 inches later I was not happy. One newsstation anchor turned to the weatherguy and said "Well at least you were only around by less than two feet."