Your best xmass present for 2011

[chris_davis]

Ok,
I'm gonna go sappy, my best was a drawing that said I love you Chris.
Second best (vehicle safe for provider numbers)
I excpect to se alteast some kindles poping up on this one.
Chris

[DallasRain]

my best was a skull necklace from my kids...i love love love skulls!

[randal69]

Does realizing that you are your family's Black Sheep member count?

[sixxbach]

chris, its good to see you posting again.

Happy New year dude...

sixx

[knotty man]

i got a piece of pussy and a pair of underwear.
both were used, both were too big and both smelled like shit!
bah humbug

[rockerrick]

Too funny knotty!!!! I got iPhone 4s, cash, king size electric blanket.

[runswithscissors]

I got a rock....

oh....wait....wrong holiday...never mind....

[Guest021716-4]

Watching my child open gifts and being excited about Santa. I cherished every moment of this holiday, because next year my little one may not believe anymore. Runner up- the new kindle fire. I have read 7 books since Christmas day!

[Asian Ann]

I got hugs and kisses from a toddler.

Ann

[VictoriaLyn]

Best gift I received this year was spending another Christmas with my girls..time came be taken fr granted alot of the time and its not until it can be taken from you in the blink of an eye do you realize time is the most precious gift there is...

[Gentleman]

I received a new Shimano Curado fishing reel, and a white Christmas but best of all I received an abundance of expressions of love from a bunch of my friends! Priceless.

G

[NipLover]

I got a new 46" flat panel tv. Saweet!

[Whispers]

My most prized gift this year were the words written by a young lady on a card stuffed in my stocking Christmas Eve........

Sometimes ya never really know if something you do is expected, taken for granted or even noticed....

Well ......

I don't have to wonder....

she noticed.....

Wanna know my 2nd favorite?

When we woke up a little bit earlier I asked her if she was going to go wake her little boy up so we could open presents... she grinned and said "Not Yet... I have something I need to give you first!"....

then Santa's little helper pulled down the covers and......

[Munchmasterman]

Originally Posted by knotty man

i got a piece of pussy and a pair of underwear.
both were used, both were too big and both smelled like shit!
bah humbug

Once you separate the piece of pussy from the rest of the body, it goes bad fast.

Especially if used after separation.

And if the underwear was the wrapping, it smells just like the pussy.

Lutefisk comes to mind.

Best thing I got was winning bid on a job contract. The Alps are beautiful and the temperature here in Munich is brisk.
And Bavaria does have the best beer in the world (Wittmann Urhell made in Landshuter is fantastic). See y'all in April.