The definition of a REAL GFE

[runswithscissors]

Here is my Real Girlfriend Experience:

me......hi, baby, how was your day?

her....bite me, clown...

me...bad day, huh? how about a back rub?

her...fat chance...I know what you want...

me...so I guess a blowjob is out of the question?

her...not unless you can reach it yourself....


We reach out to a fantasy world to achieve what we wish for in reality...

And it never comes packaged with instructions..

What we seek is for someone to just take the time to make us feel we are the most important person in their lives at the moment...

And the Ladies that do that, are the most successful...

[Union Jack]

Originally Posted by runswithscissors

Here is my Real Girlfriend Experience:

me......hi, baby, how was your day?

her....bite me, clown...

me...bad day, huh? how about a back rub?

her...fat chance...I know what you want...

me...so I guess a blowjob is out of the question?

her...not unless you can reach it yourself....


We reach out to a fantasy world to achieve what we wish for in reality...

And it never comes packaged with instructions..

What we seek is for someone to just take the time to make us feel we are the most important person in their lives at the moment...

And the Ladies that do that, are the most successful...

Eloquently stated Scissors.

That is what is at the core of the GFE. The services are important, (DFK, BBBJ, CIM, CFS, etc.), but the masterful illusion that you are the only thing that matters is what makes it a real "GFE".

[JohnBrown7]

Originally Posted by runswithscissors

Here is my Real Girlfriend Experience:

me......hi, baby, how was your day?

her....bite me, clown...

me...bad day, huh? how about a back rub?

her...fat chance...I know what you want...

me...so I guess a blowjob is out of the question?

her...not unless you can reach it yourself....


We reach out to a fantasy world to achieve what we wish for in reality...

And it never comes packaged with instructions..

What we seek is for someone to just take the time to make us feel we are the most important person in their lives at the moment...

And the Ladies that do that, are the most successful...

Damn, that's good.

[Guest092815]

Laughing my ass off. I love you, Harkontume! at least it was worth a cynical grin and laugh out loud.

[WyldemanATX]

The real GFE.

She makes you go to the store to buy tampons.

She will not cook for you.

Complains about the toilet seat being up.

Will fart in front of you.

Does not clean you up after your done.

You have to get her motor running first to have a chance for some fun.

Gets jealous if you look at other women on eccie.