Nun at Hooters

[tennisbum]

A NUN AT HOOTERS

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.'





Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.




However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?




The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.




So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the




restaurant.




After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.




She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'




'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender,




'Would you like a drink?'




'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.




'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.

Now, how about that drink?

[mikkifine]

You are going to hell for that one! Just kidding. LOL!

[eccietime]

Originally Posted by mikkifine

You are going to hell for that one! Just kidding. LOL!

He might but hey all his friends will be there!!!!

[Sweet N Little]

LMAO!!!

A nun walks into a bus and sits behind the driver and says, "I have just one regret before I die,"
The bus driver asks "What might that be?", she says "I have never had sex, but I can't have sex with a married man or that would be a sin."
The bus driver says, "I'm not married"
The nun says, "I have to die a virgin so I will have to take it in my ass".
Being the only two in the bus they went to the back and took care of business.
When they were done the bus driver says to the nun, "I have a confession to make, I am married."
The nun says "I also have a confession to make, My name is Tom and im going to a costume party!"