Funny Ads

[mizurymule]

Originally Posted by thickgrlswag

Ok kids, here's another!!! She's a 'Women?' Messages?? Sounds like she needs a job as a secretary... or sexretary!!! lol!!

http://springfieldmo.backpage.com/Fe...ian-26/6571960


Now, this chick is HOTT!!!!!! But, she can't write to save her poor life Kinna sad!

http://springfieldmo.backpage.com/Fe...eld-21/6652264

Not to mention that the pic she uses is either of another person or is really old. She says "My all natural sexy think and I stand 5'3" and I weigh 155lbs" the picture in the ad is NOT a picture of some one with those stats.

[Ginger Doll]

http://littlerock.backpage.com/Femal...now-21/2753612

"♥ As they say, if it looks to good to be true, then its not....that way here! Available NOW - 21"

Huh? Will someone please explain this to me? Maybe it makes sense in Yugoslavian.

[MOCHAakaMOCHA]

Whenever I see 100% real pics I laugh because most of the time that just means they're real just not really her.

[mostlynormalstl]

Here's my new fav. This was actually listed under escorts. Some dude wants to rent out his real doll!!

At least he said he sanitized it!

http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...any-21/6731442

Rent a love doll for a day:
... as seen at real doll dot com. This anatomically correct doll will fulfill your every need. We deliver the doll in a discreet van to our door, sterilized, smelling good, made up, dressed and ready to go.

24 hr Day Rental
Weekly Rate
Small Delivery Fee Applies
Credit card required for rental shows as cleaning company on statement.

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[Ginger Doll]

Ewwww. The doll thing is realllllllly sick.

Never did I imagine I would hear of a situation that would inspire me to think that sheep would be a better option.

[yugdlo]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Ewwww. The doll thing is realllllllly sick.

Never did I imagine I would hear of a situation that would inspire me to think that sheep would be a better option.

That's really funny Ginger. But I have to say I agree.

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by MOCHAakaMOCHA

Whenever I see 100% real pics I laugh because most of the time that just means they're real just not really her.

Kinda like my get-rich scheme I had when I was in high school... I was going to make a mint selling:

100% Lean Beef Brand Dessicated Corn Husks

Trouble was, that was just before the Reagan Revolution, back when there was such a thing as consumer protection laws and such. Had I been a bit younger, and come of age just as the regulatory state was being dismantled, I'd be rich beyond the dreams of avarice...

Cheers,

bcg (ah, Ye Goode Olde Days...)

[Ginger Doll]

I'm pretty sure this qualifies as one of the funniest ads I've ever seen:

http://littlerock.backpage.com/Femal...ion-21/2760258

Do you suppose that one of us ought to let her know that a stallion is actually a male?

[mostlynormalstl]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

I'm pretty sure this qualifies as one of the funniest ads I've ever seen:

http://littlerock.backpage.com/Femal...ion-21/2760258

Do you suppose that one of us ought to let her know that a stallion is actually a male?

I saw one here in St Louis that used that same term and that's the first thing I thought of. I was thinking wtf? A stallion is a male...lol

[naughtynatale]

Maybe they watched too many Rocky Movies

[abrielle~johnsten]

Never heard of copy & paste ???

[Makayla of Missouri]

Ok, here's a good one just because it is so 'personally' interesting:

http://springfieldmo.backpage.com/Fe...exy-22/7233679

!!!—•*°Mikayla ——Definition —— °*•Of•*° ——Sexy— ——!!! - 22

Posted: November 21, 2011, 01:55 PM

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Sensual and erotic, just what every man needs at some point in the day!
Great companionship and long lasting impressions are perfect for a free spirited woman of leisure...
If your looking for enjoyment , pleasure , and satisfaction, then call me!!!
Always in a great mood,
with a sense of humor you can't help but love.
Offering a discreet, relaxed, upscale atmosphere.
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[[AVAiLABLE NOW & ANYTiME for Incall and Out!!!]]







**Tineye has 5 hits, so I emailed her and told her if she gonna be working in my city with fake pics, she needs to change her name, LMAO!!!**

[mostlynormalstl]

That pic is a fairly well known porn gal...her name escapes me at the moment, but i have quite a few of her vids somewhere in an external drive...lol

[Makayla of Missouri]

LMAO!! I'll bet you do! Well, at least she isn't spelling it like I do, but she is spelling it like YOU usually do Anyhow, with such a well-known fake pic, I'm sure she is only temporary around here. Doesn't take 'em long to know who runs the block, lol!!