What is your best pick up line?

[1thatgotaway]

Hello

[fawn]

Originally Posted by Big Jake

I'm SpHunter, and yes it is as big as you've heard.

OMG, thank you for that laugh.......haha
not laughing at you SP, but isn't it nice to
be a legend....

[Kelly TNT]

Is that SP in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

~Kelly TNT

[Pearl Man]

Back in the day I sat down at a bar next to a beautiful blond. I leaned over and said "Hi! Can I buy you a .............house?" She laughed and we dated for a couple of years. I actually did buy her a house later on. Actually I bought the house and rented it to her.

[TexTushHog]

Originally Posted by PoppyToyota

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Very clever!!

[bigtom62]

Duuhhhh...Gorsh mam... you all shore are purty!!!!!

[xperiment]

Originally Posted by bigtom62

Duuhhhh...Gorsh mam... you all shore are purty!!!!!

Whats in the air this week. Friends on Facebook posted the same question. So I will answer the same. I don't use pickup lines, I am not one of those to pickup women in the first place let alone pickup lines. However I do use them for humor and entertainment value on a friend or SO. Here is a couple.

"Your feet must be tired, because you have been running around through my mind all night."

"Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass."

[npita]

``Did I tell you that you were great last night?''

[caliente]

I'll make you come first and then I'll sleep in the wet spot...