The Incall at Sea

[FootLong]

Are there 'working' providers on cruise ships? Just wondering if that ever happens, and if so, how does one detect and hook it up?

(And I mean other than taking a provider with you on such...)

[pickupkid]

So foot have you been watching the Posiden Adventure? Same script as your question.

[deagogarcia]

THe one with Mr. Hackman was pretty good I can't remember the newest one too well

[SARR]

I dated a provider a few years ago who booked cruises several times/year. Word of mouth was enough to keep her busy as hell after day 2 or 3.

[flinde]

Interesting. I thought that that was what all the ports of call were for. I been missing something. Question. Is the strange at the early seating, the late seating or the casual dining?

[FootLong]

Originally Posted by SARR

I dated a provider a few years ago who booked cruises several times/year. Word of mouth was enough to keep her busy as hell after day 2 or 3.

That's encouraging...

[SexxyKendall]

awwww.. I wanna go on a Cruise!!

[Guest083013]

Am I the only one who remembers the lady from Dallas who 5 or 6 years ago arranged very nice cruises for those of us in the hobby??

and I don't think this is what you're looking for, but here are some ideas from the Net:

http://www.alexisclub.com/tourism/cr...ruise-home.htm
http://www.reddiamondgirls.com/Adult...ate-Luxury.php

[TexanAtPlay]

My guess, probably the same way as on land. However...a geographic area could be set up on the board (like "San Antonio"), could advertise "At Sea" encounters? There's the "pre" advertising, yes, I'm going to be on the cruise, and the during the cruise meetings. Provider go to the house phone, discreetly call the room of the gent. With the new phone systems on the boats, you can even send texts just as if you're on land, between 2006 and 2010 (my latest 2 cruises) the systems were much improved for that sort of thing.

The casinos have ATMs. The boat has the Internet. Much easier for stalkers to take things out of hands though...unless you're wealthy enough to book a "separate incall". But the possibilities are amazing. Could offer "balcony" to the menu....imagine a balcony BBBJ? In broad daylight no less.

[FootLong]

A bbbj (or more) on a balcony at sea...awesome.

But "provider discreetly call the room of the gent". Ha. Not what I had in mind.

[Likinikki]

H-mmm, thanks FL...you just gave me a great idea!!

[flinde]

I think demographics might be an issue. My personal experience, with everything except a couple Caribbean Carnival cruises (which seemed younger family oriented) was that gals vastly outnumbered men, and the mean age was north of 60.

But I have heard of gay cruises, swinger cruises, nudist cruises etc. Perhaps there already exists a paid puss cruise, and, if there isnt one, maybe enough mongers around to make one happen. Seems a stretch though.

I do have to say, a couple times, hitting PV or Mazatlan, getting off boat, asking cabdrivers for some strange, I have encountered some of the oldest, ugliest, sullen strange in cockroach infested concrete shitholes I have ever seen. Think, the grandmas checking peckers, renting towels, selling condoms in Boystown.

Done better in Anchorage, Helsinki, but all that cruise ship port strange I have found is EXPENSIVE. Maybe that's because I look like such a tourist in my gray socks and sandals.

Thanks for the links, Dennis. I might see if Robin Leach is free and book me one of those puss yachts.

[FootLong]

Yeah, all those specialty cruises sound great (swinger cruise, hooker cruise, etc), but that's not what I am asking about.

I am talking about being on a 'regular' cruise with a 'civilian', but sneaking away here and there and running into someone like this:

Originally Posted by Likinikki

H-mmm, thanks FL...you just gave me a great idea!!

[SpursFan]

Wow,

A hobby cruise sounds like an awesome idea. (As long as no one gets seasick)

SF

[Guest081519]

Originally Posted by SpursFan

Wow,

A hobby cruise sounds like an awesome idea. (As long as no one gets seasick)

SF

I don't know. It could still be hot.