true story....

[DallasRain]

CATS TOYS

An unconscious 30-year-old man was brought to the ER by ambulance. His girlfriend had found him lying naked on the floor of his bathroom and called 911. In the ER, he was found to have a large lump on the top of his head and, strangely, several scratches on his scrotum. The doctors figured the lump was possibly caused by a fall or a knock to the head. However the source of the scratches remained a mystery until he woke up and provided the doctors with the following explanation. He said he had been cleaning his bathtub while naked, kneeling on the floor beside the tub. His cat, apparently transfixed by the rhythmic swaying of his scrotum, lunged forward, sinking its claws into this pendulous target. This caused the man to rocket upward, striking his head on the top frame of the shower door.

[wildwooly1]

Yeoooowww !! not meoow ! damn claws on the balls.

[DFWRaven]

Yet another example why I hate Cats

[alaine]

TFF....I have had cats and love them...can actually see imagine this happening!

[Jackie S]

The guy that invented the cat litter box for the house should have to spend eternity sitting in one.

I can't amagine how this came about. "Hey, I have a great idea. Lets invent a product that will allow people to have a box full of cat shit in their house at all times for everyone to enjoy".

My mother in law, (I still call Her that), is sort of a cat lady. I love her to death, but she has a big ole cat litterbox right in the living room. And there is old "fluffy" sitting on the kitchen table.

[badhusband]

LOL I know it's true! I read it on the internet also! LUV Ya Dallas!