The prostate exam

[hornygolfer]

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test by the National Health Service, a guy decided to have this next test carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.

As he lay naked on his side on the table and the nurse began the examination.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection." said the nurse.

"I haven't got an erection," said the man.

"No, but I have," replied the nurse.

Moral: Don't have this procedure

done in San Francisco!

[Sweet N Little]

LOL HG!!! tff


A gay man went into the protologists office for his first internal exam.

The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. When the gay man sat down and began observing the tools, he noticed there were 3 items on a stand next to the doctor's desk.

1. A tube of K-Y jelly
2. A rubber glove
3. A beer

When the doctor finally came in, the gay man said "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y Jelly is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?

At that the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.

The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse, "Dammit, I said A BUTT LIGHT!"

[Sweet N Little]

Top 10 Signs your Prostate Exam isn't going well....
#10: Doctor: "Oops, there goes my watch again..."

#9: You look on the wall to find your doctor got his MD from the
University of Phoenix.

#8: While performing the exam, something bites your doctor's finger.

#7: Nurse: "I can't find the lube anywhere, doctor...I think we're out."

#6: Doctor: "Hmmm, I've never seen anything like that before."

#5: The doctor decides it would be funny to check your rectal acoustics
and finds them surprisingly resonant. (Hello...Hello...Hello...Hello)

#4: Doctor: "Hey Johnson, come here and feel this guy's prostate...It's
the size of a grapefruit!"

#3: The doctor tries to sell you cosmetic enhancements: electrolysis, anal
bleaching, laser hemorrhoid removal, etc.

#2: The doctor insists on not wearing rubber gloves because they ruin
the intimacy.

And the #1 sign your prostate exam is not going well:

Your doctor performs the final part of the exam with both hands firmly
placed on your shoulders.