Girls, this one's for you!!!

[Putanna Di Classe]

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids eachfor six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and take either music or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids; maintain his career, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.

In addition,each man will have to budget enough money for groceries each week. Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.

He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Emergency Room.

He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a school function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside, and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished, and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, backaches, headaches, have extreme, unexplained mood swingsbut never once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetingsand church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to read a book to the kids eachnightand in the morning,feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hairby 7:30 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information:
each child's
birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size,
doctor's name,
the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth, and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear,
and what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance.

The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years, eventually earning the right to be called Wife and Mother!

[Chainsaw Anthropologist]

I think Carson Kressley from Bravo will probably win.

[BigPurdy]

Happy Fathers Day to you Marla!

[Boltfan]

You posted this on Father's day?

Nice.

[Putanna Di Classe]

Good pick Chainsaw! He's a safe bet

I'll make sure to jot down that he is in your "fantasy six" lol.

Originally Posted by Chainsaw Anthropologist

I think Carson Kressley from Bravo will probably win.

[AimeeAims]

Ohh, the men would never last one day!

[IMAPACKIN]

I did all of that for 7 years, before personal computers even existed and while my wife who worked deep nights was fucking some other guy.

[Putanna Di Classe]

Originally Posted by IMAPACKIN

I did all of that for 7 years, before personal computers even existed and while my wife who worked deep nights was fucking some other guy.

OH NO!!! That totally sucks!!!

And you are such a sweetie too.

I hereby award you the honorary title of WIFE AND MOTHER.

No, seriously, you are a great guy and it is weird that every once in a while the shoe gets put on the other foot. The title of wife and mother probably doesn't mean much to you, but at least you know that there are ton's of women and even a few guys that have walked miles and miles in your shoes.

Happy hobbying to all!!!