25 Ways to Make Love to the Earth by Elizabeth Stephens & Annie Sprinkle

[Kit-4-Kat]

1. Tell the Earth, "I love you. I can't live without you."
2. You may feel embarrassed to be lovers w/ the Earth - Let it go!
3. Spend time with her.
4. Ask her what she likes, wants and needs - then try to give it to her.
5. Massage the Earth with your feet.
6. Admire her views often.
7. Circulate erotic energy with her.
8. Smell her.
9. Taste her.
10. Touch her all over.
11. Hug & stroke her trees.
12. Talk dirty to her plants.
13. Swim naked in her waters.
14. Lay on top of her, or let her get on top!
15. Do a nude dance for her.
16. Sing to her.
17. Kiss & lick her.
18. Bury parts of your body deep inside her soil.
19. Plant your seeds in her.
20. Love her unconditionally even when she's angry or cruel.
21. Keep her clean. Please recycle!
22. Work for peace. Bombs hurt!
23. If you see her being abused, raped or exploited, protect her as best you can.
24. Protect her mountains, waters and skies.
25. Vow to love, honor and cherish the Earth - until death brings you closer together forever.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

[rrrabbit]

26. Get down on the ground and lick, lick, lick.

:-)

[saj1000]

The earth is a tool. A place we unfortunately have to live on, for a short time. The earth has been around a long time and will be around a long time after we and all our decenadnts are long gone. There is nothing we can do to the earth that time will not heal. We cna build nuclear power plants all the over place and let them meltdon, we can pile miles of garbage all over the earth, we can poison the oceans and rivers, we can knock down the mountains, stripmine, cut down all the trees, the EARTH DOESN'T CARE! It is not a sentient being and there is no reason to worship it. If the earth was an entity, it wouldn't give a crap either, because it would know that in a 10 or 20 thousand years, we'll all be gone and all the shit we built will waste away.

The only way we could really damage the earth would be to build a pipe into outer space and pump all the water off the surface. That would fuck up the earth and kill all life on the earth. But, the stupid piece of rock wouldn't give a crap anyway!

That is what i think of Earth Day and all the fucked up liberal thinking that holds back progess for no good reason!

[Carl]

It's not just the Earth. I can think of a number of different tools out there.

[PornPet69]

Originally Posted by Kit-4-Kat

1. Tell the Earth, "I love you. I can't live without you."
2. You may feel embarrassed to be lovers w/ the Earth - Let it go!
3. Spend time with her.
4. Ask her what she likes, wants and needs - then try to give it to her.
5. Massage the Earth with your feet.
6. Admire her views often.
7. Circulate erotic energy with her.
8. Smell her.
9. Taste her.
10. Touch her all over.
11. Hug & stroke her trees.
12. Talk dirty to her plants.
13. Swim naked in her waters.
14. Lay on top of her, or let her get on top!
15. Do a nude dance for her.
16. Sing to her.
17. Kiss & lick her.
18. Bury parts of your body deep inside her soil.
19. Plant your seeds in her.
20. Love her unconditionally even when she's angry or cruel.
21. Keep her clean. Please recycle!
22. Work for peace. Bombs hurt!
23. If you see her being abused, raped or exploited, protect her as best you can.
24. Protect her mountains, waters and skies.
25. Vow to love, honor and cherish the Earth - until death brings you closer together forever.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Wow I'm horny now, I'm gonna go do #18 right now.