Now that's some serious dedication!

[SexiKenni]

I'm not sure if I will stick around as long as Ms. Cooper...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ar-escort.html

[vnurse]

THIS is an AWESOME story!!! Can you just imagine the stories she has?!

I certainly will be around as long as I can!

I have often said that I will lower my table so I can maneuver my wheelchair around the table! Gives all new meaning to the term "spinner", don't you think?

[Garland_Bone]

Originally Posted by vnurse

I have often said that I will lower my table so I can maneuver my wheelchair around the table! Gives all new meaning to the term "spinner", don't you think?

Reminds me of the time I got a bbgj (bareback gum job) !

[Hillbilly]

Originally Posted by vnurse

Can you just imagine the stories she has?!

You nurses can tell a few stories yourselves!!!

[elgato111]

Now that is dedication to the hobby! Wonder if she removes her teeth when she give BJ.

[vnurse]

Hillbilly...I DO have stories darlin' but I'm not sure everyone would want to hear 'em!

[Sami]

Yes, agrees to new meaning of spinner. Hell I wondered earlier how much longer before I can join the old hags club?

Now it can be Old Spinner Hags Club

Originally Posted by vnurse

THIS is an AWESOME story!!! Can you just imagine the stories she has?!

I certainly will be around as long as I can!

I have often said that I will lower my table so I can maneuver my wheelchair around the table! Gives all new meaning to the term "spinner", don't you think?

[Sami]

Well now they have the implants so they wont fall out

Originally Posted by elgato111

Now that is dedication to the hobby! Wonder if she removes her teeth when she give BJ.

[mmcqtx]

There once was a girl named Milly,
Who screwed all of the boys silly.
She lost her true love in the war
In Vegas she became an upscale whore
And stayed in business till she was 94!

[Hillbilly]

Originally Posted by vnurse

Hillbilly...I DO have stories darlin' but I'm not sure everyone would want to hear 'em!

My wife works in the OR. She says that while men are under, they have happy dreams that make them get errections. So she claims to have seen a bunch of them and says that all of these people claiming 7-8"+ are not telling the truth!

She says rarely does she see one over 6 to 7 inches long!

Anyway, she surprised me when she said I was in the 95th percentile size wise! I didn't realize I married a pecker inspector!

[HoneyRose]

Originally Posted by Sami

Well now they have the implants so they wont fall out

IMPLANTS! I love it.

"Mildred, I've been thinking of getting implants."
"Oh you should, Ethyl! You can eat corn on the cob again."

We should compile a list of words that mean different things to the super senior crowd (over 80):

Spinner = in a wheel chair

Implants = fake teeth attached to the bone

Screening is necessary = screaming is necessary (unless you bring the hearling aid batteries listed on my "gifts" page.)

[guest062011]

That was a great story, i wish they had a pic of what she looks like now.

[Sami]

Yes Honey Great Idea gives a whole new meaning to batteries!!