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Originally Posted by Bowser98
What did she say when you broke out your tape measure to get an exact measurement?
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Ok she may be 5’ - 6 3/4”. I was using big Mikey in his fully elongated state as my measurement tool. She was speechless at what I was doing but didn’t seem to mind. However I do think i pulled a muscle during the measuring; thankfully I was at a foot massage place to relieve my stress.
I marked it 5 full times and eyeballed the last partial sixth mark to the freckle on the top left of big Mikey which is about 54.2% from the base of big Mikey to the tip of my urethra’s external opening. Not to be confused with auntie urethra who helped me get started in the splooging business but that story is not appropriate for this forum.
Ion know what they taught me in the joint. I’ll have a padnah hep me measure net time.