guys there be a ...new ...movie just wrappin filmin yas mights ...wants ta checks ...out
...it be called ...black plastic man burrito moan
...the plot be semi autobiographical bouts yer ...plastic man ...an he eats a giant burrito thens ...has ta poops badly buts he gots ta ...poops ons ones a thems potties thats cans flush a basket a ping ...pong balls buts he dones be in marxist ...controlled california ans all they gots ares low ...flush models so ...plastic man ...grabs a machine ...gun ta takes care a business so he ...cans takes ...cares a business!
...the film dones ...stars a digitally de ...aged danny trejo as ...plastic man ...an treasury secretary janet yellen as the ...spurned love ...interest with jimmie shithound makin ...a special ...cameo
...it be directed by james cameron withs major action ...scenes blocked by jackie ...chan in full 3d withs ...an endin thats wills be ...sure ta ...blows ...ya away!