Don't let lt. Gov. Dan Patrick see this

[Big Ed]

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comme...m_source=share

[Last Ride]

Funny

[Precious_b]

He's too busy ripping people off by only paying 1/4 of 1 percent of his original promise. Sounds bigly like another person whose ass he firmly has his nose planted in.

[TheWanderer]

That was hilarious. In the days of cell phone cameras that will go down in history. Actually, slightly pornographic but clothed.

Is Dan Patrick still performing gender checks in the men's room at the Capitol? Last I heard he was.