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Old 04-12-2021, 10:23 PM   #1
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Ok, so I am finishing up with my apartment. I finally got the frame for my bed...well here you go lol. I cant take myself too serious standing next to that.
Anyone have a hand that can grab me or actually throw me onto my bed? lol

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You have a nice smile
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Old 04-13-2021, 10:25 AM   #3
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Thank you so much!
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It is a really sweet smile!... If I were closer I'm sure we could find a way to get you up on the bed that would be fun for both of us.
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i would so toss you up on that bed and do ya good!!
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sure I’m only 6’8” & 330, let’s go to Billy Bob’s Honky Tonk ( world’s biggest Honky Tonk
In Ft Worth ) and slow dance. I’ll let u lead, then I’ll take u home & throw u on the bed!! ♥️������♥️
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Spunds like a damn good time but one problem....like the song...my ex lives in Texas
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We won’t tell him ur here!!��♥️������������
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Ok, so I am finishing up with my apartment. I finally got the frame for my bed...well here you go lol. I cant take myself too serious standing next to that.
Anyone have a hand that can grab me or actually throw me onto my bed? lol

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You are pretty
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Old 04-23-2021, 03:42 PM   #10
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Old 04-27-2021, 07:49 PM   #11
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Ok Id say lets do it but I am a lot to handle...could you handle me? lol
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My bed is now back to normal size lol
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