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[Guest070721]

I used to date a really hot little asian foreign exchange scholarship soccer player at William Carey and whenever she would come home from soccer practice it always turned me on and I didnt care if she was on or off, I would yank it out and throw it across the room and in I would go.
I was 24

[Blackdinosaur]

Originally Posted by Kynsley Morgan

I used to date a really hot little asian foreign exchange scholarship soccer player at William Carey and whenever she would come home from soccer practice it always turned me on and I didnt care if she was on or off, I would yank it out and throw it across the room and in I would go.
I was 24

Ain't yo ass 25? You're talking like it was so long ago.

[Guest070721]

My ass is 43 now lol

[Steel Wheels]

I can remember when I was growing up, my dad would eat a can of sardines, then he would drink the juice out of the can... that used to make me cringe, too

[Steel Wheels]

Good God, Almighty... I am thoroughly nauseous at the moment... what happened to hygiene? What would happen if I decided to stop taking showers?

[Guest070721]

Steel wheels, what are you talking about as far as hygiene is concerned? Are you that vanilla with your wife or girlfriend?

[CocoLpz]

Originally Posted by Kynsley Morgan

I used to date a really hot little asian foreign exchange scholarship soccer player at William Carey and whenever she would come home from soccer practice it always turned me on and I didnt care if she was on or off, I would yank it out and throw it across the room and in I would go.
I was 24

Originally Posted by Steel Wheels

Good God, Almighty... I am thoroughly nauseous at the moment... what happened to hygiene? What would happen if I decided to stop taking showers?

Originally Posted by Kynsley Morgan

Steel wheels, what are you talking about as far as hygiene is concerned? Are you that vanilla with your wife or girlfriend?

Hygiene or not, that story turned me on, Kynsley. Keep 'em coming!

[Steel Wheels]

“ Once bitten, twice shy “, I know better now, that cost me a lot of money... not to mention the hurt of betrayal, and all the other emotional tolls that come with pledging for better or worse, in sickness and health, I meant it... I nearly died, and there was a time when that would have been cool with me, thank God that I really was afraid to die. It really sucked , it made me reconsider the value of a “ long term “ relationship, rentals seem to work better for me... that being said, my atf is visiting her Uncle Leo atm, hell, she’s saving me more money than Geico ever did right now