The scent of a surgical mask smells like...

[awbenzik]

For 3 months now I go out to Kroger or wherever and put on a fresh surgical mask (I have a box in my car) and the scent is triggering my horny libido somehow. I know this sounds weird (and almost racist) but I smell pussy! And not just any pussy, Asian pussy! AMP Pussy! I am not joking. It is making me crazy horny! Before anyone goes off on me saying pussy smells like pussy, and Asian pussy smells like any other. There is more to it. It is a blend or something from whatever cleaning supplies they use in AMPs combined with the ladies and the NURU gels. Whatever it is, it triggers my mind like a HAMMER! And when I remove the mask, the scent lingers, and lingers. I find myself licking my lips, logging onto eccie.net and then needing to jerk off to Asian porn because I don't have a phone number to any of the fine girls who opened up apartment AMPs. Damn it I am sooooo freakin' horny. Has anyone else experienced this mask scent that smells like Asian pussy?

[Doug4343]

I just get a boner around hand sanitizer or rubbing alcohol thanks to those amps

[BigBamboo]

Well... if you just ate pussy and put your mask on then you might be smelling you’re own breath. Maybe you’ve eaten so much pussy that it’s just emanating from your breath.

[Duffy21]

I don't know what more sad, you thinking that or actually admitting it.

[awbenzik]

True, it's sad. True, I admitted it. I guess I was the only one.

[Kittyhunter]

Originally Posted by awbenzik

For 3 months now I go out to Kroger or wherever and put on a fresh surgical mask (I have a box in my car) and the scent is triggering my horny libido somehow. I know this sounds weird (and almost racist) but I smell pussy! And not just any pussy, Asian pussy! AMP Pussy! I am not joking. It is making me crazy horny! Before anyone goes off on me saying pussy smells like pussy, and Asian pussy smells like any other. There is more to it. It is a blend or something from whatever cleaning supplies they use in AMPs combined with the ladies and the NURU gels. Whatever it is, it triggers my mind like a HAMMER! And when I remove the mask, the scent lingers, and lingers. I find myself licking my lips, logging onto eccie.net and then needing to jerk off to Asian porn because I don't have a phone number to any of the fine girls who opened up apartment AMPs. Damn it I am sooooo freakin' horny. Has anyone else experienced this mask scent that smells like Asian pussy?

If you need more, let me know. I have 20,000 left after a 50,000 donation to Baylor.

[Sharp21]

You are tested positive for Asian Corona Pussy! Lol

[bennie]

Wow where can you find a chance to get this Asian Corona Pussy. It’s been isolating from me.

[Caseykassum]

Now that I think of it.. some of those blue disposible masks do have somewhat of a familiar scent to them.

[Owj]

I like the fine fragrant aroma of freshly showered bushy Viet with a mild dash of summers eve.

[freedom3542]

That was funny Doug!