A couple of escort jokes

[Naughtius Maximus]

A guy goes to see an escort who is absolutely gorgeous. After the introductions he asks if she gives a good hand job. She shows him around an exclusive upscale condo and says see hand jobs pay for this. Then he asks how her blow jobs are. She leads him over to the window and says see that expensive sports care in the private parking spot. Blow jobs paid for that. He says wow if that’s the case how well do you fuck. She points out to the marina and says see that yacht at the end of the deep water dock. If I had a vagina I would totally own it.

A guy goes to an escort who gets him all hot and bothered. As he struggles to get in her she asks what’s the matter, is everything okay? He says it terrible; it’s like trying to fuck a piece of sandpaper. She says oh I’m sorry just give me a minute and goes to the bathroom. She comes out a few minutes later and says okay let’s try this again. This time it’s soft and wet and he busts in no time. As he’s lying there he says I can’t believe the difference. What did you do? She’s like nothing special; I just picked the scabs off.

Q: What do you call an escort with a runny nose?
A: Full

[yourdesire]

Scabs GROOOOOOSSSSSS.

[yourdesire]

Originally Posted by Naughtius Maximus

A guy goes to see an escort who is absolutely gorgeous. After the introductions he asks if she gives a good hand job. She shows him around an exclusive upscale condo and says see hand jobs pay for this. Then he asks how her blow jobs are. She leads him over to the window and says see that expensive sports care in the private parking spot. Blow jobs paid for that. He says wow if that’s the case how well do you fuck. She points out to the marina and says see that yacht at the end of the deep water dock. If I had a vagina I would totally own it.

A guy goes to an escort who gets him all hot and bothered. As he struggles to get in her she asks what’s the matter, is everything okay? He says it terrible; it’s like trying to fuck a piece of sandpaper. She says oh I’m sorry just give me a minute and goes to the bathroom. She comes out a few minutes later and says okay let’s try this again. This time it’s soft and wet and he busts in no time. As he’s lying there he says I can’t believe the difference. What did you do? She’s like nothing special; I just picked the scabs off.

Q: What do you call an escort with a runny nose?
A: Full

I must be full most of the time haha