This is his story. Sistine Chapel was born into a white, upper class Houston family. He attended Houston Memorial High School. His father is a strong supporter of the Republican Party and a top executive with Halliburton. Despite his life of privilege and a huge trust fund, Sistine rebelled. It was at this stage that he started posting in the political thread on eccie.net. If you look at his early work, there was no hint of his sex or race. He showed a high level of intelligence and knowledge. While he was usually wrong, you had to respect his intellect.
Then something happened. He saw a video of Pretty Flie for a White Guy for the first time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AltMeuPkWRs
He became obsessed with the video, and decided to adopt the lifestyle. Not the lifestyle of supremely cool Black and Hispanic artists and rappers, but rather the lifestyle of the white guy in the video. At this point you see Sistine's posts morph into constant trash talk. And now the only thing that interests him are Kofi Annan, Innocent Black People, Cracker Barrel, Black Queen Omarosa, Racist F*ckers Joining President Tramp's Bullsh*t Space Force, etc.
Where does the future lead for Sistine Chapel? We can only conjecture. But with the Millenials coming to the fore in America, a successful career as a national politician would not be out of the question.
Biography of Sistine Chapel
