What if the tables were turned??

[David426]

What if instead of a bunch of horny men seeking women for entertainment, the tables were turned around?? Could you imagine if it was a bunch of horny women seeking out guys for entertainment? What would you guys charge per hour? Quick value? All night stay? I guarantee I'd have the best rates in town..

[Chico Brown]

I wouldn’t charge anything.

[Kendall4U]

Guys are visual creatures....unless you are popping supplements every day most would not be "UP" for the challenge. It is a tad different for ladies.

[Souper]

I was a male escort once but I went in the hole.

[grean]

Originally Posted by Kendall4U

Guys are visual creatures....unless you are popping supplements every day most would not be "UP" for the challenge. It is a tad different for ladies.

You haven't seen some of these guys' wives obviously.

Besides,
Viagra.....

[Sir Lancehernot]

I can't even conceive of a single horny woman, let alone a group. They're like unicorns. They don't exist.

[BLM69]

Originally Posted by Kendall4U

Guys are visual creatures....unless you are popping supplements every day most would not be "UP" for the challenge. It is a tad different for ladies.

Ain't that the truth

[CG2014]

Originally Posted by Chico Brown

I wouldn’t charge anything.

+1 ^^^

Ditto!

[dallasfan]

My rates would be sliding scale depending on how hot the lady is.

[BLM69]

Then again we're comparing the older wore out versions of men here, I received gifts as a young stud about 20 years ago in exchange for prime beef. A lot of air heads out there

Couldn't pull this off today for many reasons, women can pull this off until the day they die. That little hole is golden

[WalkerTx]

Originally Posted by dallasfan

My rates would be sliding scale depending on how hot the lady is.

I'm encouraged by your optimism.

['TUNACAN']

Kendall,

it might be true for some but do you have to throw all of us under the bus like that, Daum!

Yes we are visual creatures and when I tell you to wear your garters hose and heels at all times, don't take none of it off I mean it!

[Say What]

The system would crumble under its own weight.

In order to support myself I would have to be a HDH or a high volume provider. My guess is I wouldn't command $500/hr. In fact, if men were being paid for penis the market would be flooded with discount dick. So I'd have to turn ten tricks a day to pay for my car insurance. At some point I'd have to shell out more money for viagra each day than I earned slinging weenie at a no-tell I couldn't afford. The sinus pressure and nonstop headaches from the viagra would eventually lead to a dependence on prescription sinus medication that I'd have to pay for by flooding the market with deep-discount-flaccid-peepee or close-to-free-runny-nose-DATY.

Yeah, if this strange world ever comes into existence I'm not selling wiener, I'm selling Mucinex! I'll be rich.

[Guest122922]

The tables ARE turned in many areas
Lots of wealthy lonely women looking to pay top notch GIGOLOS for companionship.

Interesting though to see what you gentleman think you could provide as a provider.
Let your imaginations go crazy!

SW - I agree being a Mucinex salesman would be the optimal choice!

[cage196]

id probably be a $200 to 250 provider. My speciality? professional ass eating. and extra big loads Just sit back and let cage do all the work we would have a safe word too. Like " ding dig" means my tong is one 4 inches in and you are ready cum...