I had something like this happen to me today

[cage196]

do you guys believe this story?


https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...s_dick_in_his/

[Cormorant123]

I'm sure that's happened millions of times in offices around the world.

[ClimaxBlues]

I knew a provider in Minneapolis who did this as a fantasy specialty. She had a dowdy secretary/ librarian outfit and persona. She would go to guys offices and blow them under the desk. A couple times they called someone else in, like the real secretary they wanted to do, and talk to them briefly while she was under the desk giving head.

[Fizley]

In today's world I would of never been looki ng at Porn on my work computer at work... suspicious! Most systems are set up to send an email to the administrator when sites are visited that are prohibited.

Not a modern man has fantasies about a coworker or a supervisor. Mine has always been Miss Gomez, my supervisor right out of college.

[Warptcuck]

When refrigerators first started putting a computer screen on the front of them in the early 2000's, I went to Home Depot and tried it out. The Home Depot wifi that the freezers and fridges were hooked to didn't block porn sites.
I put them all on Porn Hub front page and left the store. I fucking giggled the whole time, and all the way to my truck. Funny as fuck. Wonder how long it took for them to notice what was on the front of their appliances.

[Fizley]

Originally Posted by Warptcuck

When refrigerators first started putting a computer screen on the front of them in the early 2000's, I went to Home Depot and tried it out. The Home Depot wifi that the freezers and fridges were hooked to didn't block porn sites.
I put them all on Porn Hub front page and left the store. I fucking giggled the whole time, and all the way to my truck. Funny as fuck. Wonder how long it took for them to notice what was on the front of their appliances.

Great Story love it. Today Home Depot has facial recognition software as you enter the door so I would be careful doing that today.

[Jeroboam]

Office sex is the best. Back in the ‘90s I banged an impolitic number of women in my office. Some were GFs, some were working girls. The cool part was that the GFs really got into it. They all believed they were the first, I think. Also, it seemed good and naughty to ‘em.

[GypsyHeart]

I have a always wanted to do a naughty secretary themed photo shoot.

[Dfwgent]

Office sex has been a fact of life ever since there was an office setting with more than one person. And there is just something about Holiday office parties with good booze. I expect everyone has some vivid memories, hopefully of the pleasant kind about some of the shenanigans during and after those types of celebrations. I recall one in particular that was so interesting that the company completely banned alcohol other than wine from the next year's party and threatened termination if any of the office staff repeated some of the more interesting behavior of the previous year. Then of course there was the second copious "squirter" I knew; who was laid back on someone's desk in a private office during a Christmas party with the center desk drawer partially opened while we went at it -- Between the two of us we left an interesting puddle in that drawer. Kinda rude to think about it after twenty years, but at the time we thought it was pretty funny.

[Warptcuck]

I work construction work, we don't have many girls, but the ones that we do have are more ugly than most of the guys.



My wife is an executive at a large international company, but she is in just a smaller office, with like 80 people, most know each other pretty well. When I saw office party above, it triggered a fucked up situation that happened a few years ago, before she lost her urge to have sex.


We went to her office Christmas party, the guys usually all stick together that like football, some guys bunch up and talk about business. Most of the chicks go off in groups of I don't know what and talk about I don't know what. I never can understand a group of chicks, cause they all talk at the same time. Seems like none are listening to each other.

My wife and I played a lot when younger, as we got older, we don't excite each other sexually like back then, so we do what we want, with who we want, when we want. She has her fun, so do I. But we have an agreement, nothing happens in our home town! We don't want our business getting out. We have family here.



One year at their Christmas party, she ended up going outside with a guy who is in sales, and he pretty much bent her over the seat of his truck, with him standing behind her and he nailed her.
When he got back to the party, he was bragging about fucking one of the ladies a couple levels above him. I even heard about it, but didn't know it was my wife.
It got around to her and she told me we had to leave the party right away. We left and on the way home, she told me the story. Drunk sex with a young new guy outside in the parking lot.

I told her to just ignore him and deny anything ever happened. She went as far as to tell him if he didn't keep his mouth shut, she would go to HR with it. It was too late, she was the talk of the town for a few weeks, then it died down. Until HR actually heard about the dirty deed. She denied it, he got fired for spreading sexual rumors.



It doesn't always end up well for one or both people when doing this kind of thing at work, if it is a big company that doens't play well with sexual harassment or any sex in the work place. Be careful.