Moving To Dallas...
Blame it on ECCIE. Out of sheer boredom I went to the provider area and hit the pull down menu that lists all the geographic areas available on ECCIE. Each one has the number of providers in parenthesis to the right of the name of the geo. area.
Thailand...(the entire country) which has earned a very stellar reputation as the "OMG that sex was fucking awesome!" capital of the world only has 2 providers on ECCIE. I have made MANY trips to Thailand over the years and the reputation is earned and possibly undersold. Pattaya Thailand is not nearly what it used to be though. Topic for another time.
Dallas, Texas has 763 providers on ECCIE. That is JUST DALLAS. Austin, Houston and San Antonio have hugely impressive numbers as well. That does it. I'm moving to Dallas.
When someone writes a book and makes a movie out of my story, they are going to call it "Blame It On ECCIE". It will open with me laying in a casket and then the backstory will begin with me narrating. It will end with me dying of exhaustion, broke, dehydrated and smiling.
Long story made short - there are starving providers in Dallas that need our help guys. There are A LOT OF STARVING providers in Dallas, TX that needs our help. In fact, the state of Texas is booming. It got wealthy in the early days off of oil but it now seems to have discovered it's "bumper crop". Why the fuck can't the Mississippi Gulf Coast do that? Fuck the casinos! I would trade all the casinos in Biloxi for a dozen good ECCIE reviewed providers to add to our pre-existing list of elite ladies who stuck with us after whatever caused what I call the "Cataclysmic Vagina Exodus of 2014". LOL
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