I used to enjoy the Penthouse style of writing. But now, I’m just looking for a few simple facts.
1. What’s her menu?
2. Is there an up charge for anything? I hate negotiating in the middle.
3. Is the location a safe location? I.e. when I leave, will my car still be there, will I get shot?
4. How much were her services?
5. Did she actually look like her showcase? If not, then what’s the difference? 20 lbs? 20 years?
6. Did she actually follow through or did she stand you up?
This day and age, the few times I see hookers, I more concerned about getting robbed than I am of anything else. I don’t want to wind up a statistic on the news.