Ways To Know You're A Hobbyist

[HarryFL]

I made these up myself. Any additions (or criticisms) are welcome:

You crank your vehicle, the GPS voice starts giving you directions and you think 'Yep golden pussy syndrome.'

You hear a hockey announcer talk about shots on goal and smile to yourself.

You see the Detroit Red Wings on TV and think about a motorcycle gang.

You see baseball stats and DP makes you think of something else.

Your girlfriend talks about getting a facial and you say 'I might can arrange that.'

[Gottahavemore]

Giving your wife / gf 200 for the hour of sex you just had

[bc1969]

Referring to a girl as a spinner and your friend has no idea what you meant by that. And then trying to explain yourself—

[duraman]

Making ECCIE your home page.

[rrabbit6926]

Originally Posted by duraman

Making ECCIE your home page.

Good one...lol. Its on my favorites but No not my home page that would be pushing it.

[Jardinier]

When the well known providers use your phone as a vibrator.