Hurricane Specials?

[IPAdrinker]

Hope all family, friends and colleagues are well from recent storms. Thought it "wood" be cool if Hurricane specials started showing up on provider ads and weekend lineup sections. 😀

[hotrix1]

She could blow down any kind of WOOD there is I'd bet. And do it with style and confidence.

Never noticed a Hurricane special in the Panhandle before but there's always the chance to do it today.

Hope you guys stay safe out there.

[Laney Lixx]

That's because it's naughty milf week sweetie.
Boy, i bet you've been very very bad hotrix.
Or am i mistaken??

[BulldogCountry]

If you go down to south Florida, I bet Irma would blow anyone for FREE.

[ReviewBree]

Yes I love it...

[NaughtyLittleNative]

I heard it was "naughty milf week" but this powerful catagory 5 NAUGHTY "tempest" (lol get it) is always producing rain and floods similar to that of irma but i have more of a tornado like suction

[Laney Lixx]

The Hurricane Gussie

One day a man walks into a whore house. He goes to the pimp and says, "I want something different."
The pimp says Well, "we have one girl that loves to take it up the ass."
"No, that's too common. I want something different."
"Well, have you ever tried a Hurricane Gussy?"
I'll be damned, that is different. I'll try that.
The man goes up to the room and takes off his clothes. A minute later a huge Amazon type women comes in. She starts jumping up and down, blowing as hard as she can. The man says, "What the hell are you doing?"
I'm Hurricane Gussy and that is the wind coming from the Hurricane."
"OK, I'll buy that."
Then she starts beating him over the head with her breasts.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"Those are the coconuts falling off the tree hittin' you on the head."
The man says alright. Then she stands over top of him and starts pissing all over him. "What the hell are you doing?!!"
"Those are the warm rains coming from the hurricane."
The man gets up and starts to put on his clothes. Gussy says, "Where are you going?"
"I'm leaving! Who can fuck in this weather?!"

Thanks, Gene Tracy

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[Guest011020]

Originally Posted by Laney Lixx

The Hurricane Gussie

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Too funny...thinking of you, girl, with the storm.

Stay safe and, as always, stay gold!

[Laney Lixx]

Originally Posted by Galadan

Too funny...thinking of you, girl, with the storm.

Stay safe and, as always, stay gold!

Galagan, you definitely blew me away when you visited. Missed ya ever since babe. Always love your good hearted playfulness.

[Guest011020]

Originally Posted by Laney Lixx

Galagan, you definitely blew me away when you visited. Missed ya ever since babe. Always love your good hearted playfulness.

If I ever get back that way again, you know I cumming to see you. Miss you too.

[MOCHAakaMOCHA]

Originally Posted by NaughtyLittleNative

I heard it was "naughty milf week" but this powerful catagory 5 NAUGHTY "tempest" (lol get it) is always producing rain and floods similar to that of irma but i have more of a tornado like suction

Sounds like you'll make quite a splash NLN lol.