For you Whores that fall for Married Johns....

[Miss Valentina]

Originally Posted by gt27

Are you sure you didn't run that test on yourself? You are a bad comic, one liners only last so long and your game has went by so long ago. Read some books and get some new material, then you might be humorous

Funny how a few post in a "supposedly" entirely different state has your Corn Pone Cunty little petticoats all a'flurry.

No worries though Lil Laydee, I can't help you with the knuckle dragging, but I have made you an appointment to have them waxed. My treat!!!

[Frissionary]

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

Corn Pone Cunty little petticoats all a'flurry.

Lol, you are a true wordsmith Ms. V.

[Miss Valentina]

Originally Posted by Frissionary

Lol, you are a true wordsmith Ms. V.

Well thanks darlin'! People are always accusing me of trying to be a comedian or something but I'm just a cock swazzlin' slut trying to have a bit of fun on this dirty jerk rag of a board so....*shrugs*

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[Whispers]

Originally Posted by FirePhoenix

No, not a chick fight unless she wants one.I'm simply saying I didn't start shit with her, so please don't start one with me. As far as our little chat goes, it was between me and her and she doesn't get the true nature of that talk. Doesn't surprise me at all.

Based on your displayed communication skills I don't think it surprises anyone at all that others would have a problem understanding you.

[agentx]

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

I tried to run HG and FP through my digital Hooker Psycho-Babble Translation device and it overheated and exploded silicone lube, glitter and Bath and Bodyworks Sweet Pea body spray all over the fucking place.

That is hilarious....good writing, V.

Most memorable thing I've seen on this board in months. Keep it up🦄

[FirePhoenix]

Oh whimpy and your assumptions. They always give me such a chuckle.

[Ambree Austin]

This is such a funny thread I should start one that says for married men who fall in love with whores in some cases it's the other way around sweetheart

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by KendalClarkson

This is such a funny thread I should start one that says for married men who fall in love with whores in some cases it's the other way around sweetheart

It happens..... but we don't hear that often of a whore that misled a married guy promising to be his and his alone....

I wasn't trying to speak for both sides of the issue.....

It was a general commentary on how men that cheat tend to lie and manipulate for their own advantage.....

[nuglet]

Originally Posted by Whispers

It happens..... but we don't hear that often of a whore that misled a married guy promising to be his and his alone....

I wasn't trying to speak for both sides of the issue..... same thing as both sides of your mouth?

It was a general commentary on how men that cheat tend to lie and manipulate for their own advantage.....

There ya have it folks! Straight from the houses mouth, so to speak.!!!