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03-06-2017, 02:30 PM
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Retired Irish Tart
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You can always do a supervised shower. Have her wash up and you watch.
Some people will only rinse while in the shower. They won't use a wash towel or any soap and they believe they've taken a thorough shower.
Make sure she uses these to your satisfaction ......
Buy them brand new and she can keep the items, she can take them
w/her and use them wherever she goes
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Ditto to the "rinsers!" Get back in there with some soap, for Heaven's sake, or I won't take you to paradise.
First pic reminds me of why I book hotels with handheld shower massage heads for flexible deep crevasse cleansing. (And I sanitize those before use, too.)
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03-06-2017, 02:31 PM
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[QUOTE=Fancyinheels;1059261433]
Frequent bathing is especially important in the summer when Houston humidity just creates a jungle environment in pants
Even if you just showered before driving to my incall, please shower or wipe down the balls.
Even if ur armpits smell like soap, but your balls are musty, it's a turnoff.
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03-06-2017, 02:40 PM
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Join Date: Dec 21, 2009
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awwww shit...but I do my best fucking when I'm stinking with musk like a damn rutting elk.
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03-06-2017, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by tbone77494
Of my last four dates (with 4 different ladies) in 2 of them my little man hasn't performed up to plan.
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03-06-2017, 02:56 PM
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awwww shit...but I do my best fucking when I'm stinking with musk like a damn rutting elk.
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03-06-2017, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by tbone77494
Of my last four dates (with 4 different ladies) in 2 of them my little man hasn't performed up to plan. Things basically worked but when I needed a solid piece of equipment to make it in a snug environment I didn't have full cooperation.
There are a couple of reasons that I might blame so the question for you all is are any of these common in your experience either personally or (for ladies) with the gents you entertain:
1) I'm plain getting older and outstanding performance isn't always guaranteed.
2) both ladies where I had issues were repeat visits, maybe third or fourth visit - maybe I'm bored and only like new experiences?
3) the one I actually suspect but find unusual - in both visits with problems, I was really bothered by the smells. In the first, the room at the PI really reeked of old condoms and lube. Both me and my guest commented on the funk. With both ladies where I went soft - they had faint smoker breath even though they claim to be non-smokers. I really hate smoke breath and smell. And both did not have the freshest smelling lady parts either - nothing bad or foul just not freshly washed and scent free.
Just to do a health test I banged the SO this morning and the plumbing worked perfectly well - so the question is do any of you all get so turned off by funky smells that it affects the quality of wood to the point of not working the way you want?
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Yeah, mate. Even Forest Gump couldn't handle it. He and Lt. Dan had the hookers in the room, Gump never even touched a pussy and she went in for the kill and ............... he stood up, whore fell on the floor both cussing and left. lt. Dan "Gump, what in th ehell is wrong with you?"
Gump, "Lt. Dan.... she taste like ciga-h=rettess." Funniest part of the movie.
So, it's in your head mate. we search for the perfect session and when the fantasy falls apart, with smoke breath, crooked teeth, no makeup and just had a chemicalpeel, or wants the dog on the bed while you fuck her... ol tbone turns into wishbone.
I think the more we fuck whores, the quality has to increase in looks & performance or it seems like a waste and your head kills jr. Like in another thread, I had to up my budget and fuck more HDHs, just to stay hard the whole time.
Cheers
.... or you could just be getting old as fuck. LMAO
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03-06-2017, 04:34 PM
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Thanks for the replies - I think it was as Sig put it. I'm pickier now. I assume age will start messing with me sooner or later but for now I'll be selective and see how it goes.
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03-06-2017, 04:43 PM
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How's your blood pressure?
I'm just before pre hypertension and it causes problems on occasion.
Scents are distracting, as are noises, but blood pressure is main culprit.
Half a 100mg viagra cures the problem.
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03-06-2017, 05:13 PM
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Give one of us a call next time you need a sesh...
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I would say that anything that is a mood killer could definitely affect your performance.
I've been with more than one guy that this happened to (rw, not hobby.) For instance, my ex was once trying to fuck me in a fetish club, and the music was so loud/distracting, that he totally lost it and we had to stop, lols.
If a gent has bad b.o., etc, I sure as hell don't want to get close to him nor am I feeling particularly amorous at that point.
As far as the bad smelling room, it seems a bit awful to me that even the provider commented on the state of it, but then still stayed there? I would have changed rooms. (Also one reason I keep plug in air fresheners and incense on at my in-call. Having a nice smelling place is just a great way to give an initial good impression upon someone's arrival.)
Ambiance is a huge part to a good session. When I visited a male provider last year for a sesh, his hotel room was horribly messy (complete with dirty towels from his previous johns on the bathroom floor), and I was totally disenchanted by that. So much so, that if I were to write a review on that sesh, I probably would have given him a "no."
So, I don't blame you for not being in the mood and having such issues. Sorry that happened to you!
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Hey, give one of us a call next time you need a sesh...it will be for free.
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03-06-2017, 05:14 PM
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It's a two way street...smelly pussy and ass is just as bad as smelly dick, balls, and ass.
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03-06-2017, 08:10 PM
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I think SC created a thread about tuma breath somewhere uitb lately.
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03-06-2017, 08:14 PM
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Hey, give one of us a call next time you need a sesh...it will be for free.
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I'd happily let you fuck me, but can you stand up to the challenge? I want an impeccably clean and private in-call, msog (that means you make ME cum several times), a nice ambiance and you better romance/woo me up a bit first beforehand, maybe offer me a glass or 2 of wine. Also, you better look good, be fit, dressed nicely and smell good. Also, don't clock watch, I want to be able to go 10 or 15 mins over the time without having to compensate for such.
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I think SC created a thread about tuma breath somewhere uitb lately.
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Shit breath!!! Ahahahahahaha!
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03-06-2017, 08:14 PM
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Join Date: Jun 17, 2015
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Interesting thread. It's brave of you TBone to openly discuss this. I'm an older guy and during one recent visit, Jr. failed me. It wasn't any smell, just chemistry. Disappointingly, this young provider was as surprised as me. No one had ever gone soft on her before.
I always shower before starting. I love it when providers shower with me. Victoria provides an amazing shower experience!
I do think that pheromones affect our performance. Sometimes, we just don't click. When this happens, maybe it's just time to move on to the next lovely lady.
TTL
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03-06-2017, 08:16 PM
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Victoria provides an amazing shower experience!
TTL
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Just you wait, baby.....
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03-06-2017, 08:18 PM
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Join Date: Jun 17, 2015
Location: SW Houston Area
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Just you wait, baby.....
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Among other things ...
Sorry, I wasn't trying to hijack the thread.
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