weiner ...raps it ...up

[Plastic Man]

I'm the Shoah dodger
Campaign dislodger
Posting dick pics while laying next to my baby daughter
Bitch this shit doesn't get any hotter

I'm fucking shawties while Huma and Hillary get a room- a
But these bitches don't know the campaign is doomed- a
Huma should have divorced me soona

I can't get a fuckin break
At least I ain't getting charged with rape
It ain't my fault these 15 year olds just wanna taste

At least when this is done I can write for Slate

[Guest072323]

I can't get over his resemblance to Carlos...

[jokacz]

[Carlos Danger]

[Chica Chaser]

'Its become apparent that both Bill and Hillary have had problems due to out of control Weiner's"

Be careful out there Carlos

[hvacman]

There once was a Congressman named Weiner, who had a perverted demeanor...He was forced from the Hill for acting like Bill..Now Congress is one Weiner leaner...

The moral is... If you Tweet your meat you, lose your seat...

[stiffchicken]

Hoba duh tell moba duh tell
Wipe 'yo nasty chin
Huma hummin' wiener at da holiday inn
Take a little dick pic
Sexting in 'yo car
Blew a load in Hitlery's mouth
Bitch spit it in a jar
Moral of the story......... PLASTIC MAN FER PREZADANT !!!!

[Lexxxy]

Uh ohs

[Gotyour6]

Cause of death, three gunshots to the back of the head.

M.E. labeled it suicide.