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Old 08-08-2016, 10:46 PM   #1
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Default Adventures in making mojitos

Ok that should be TRYING to make mojitos.

Anyway where I live no one can make a damn mojitos right so I thought I would learn how to make my own. Ok so I got a recipe and the stuff to make them. Even watched a video since you got to mash the stuff up right.Ok got that.everything went fine until I got to tasting it.

I put too much rum at first so I got more club soda. Ok then too much club soda and now I can't taste the limes or mints.so more of them. well guess what, I watered it down too much so I need more rum. Now it tastes right. That went down good so I made anther one then I realized the glass I was using was too big so I had to make it with more stuff. Got it right enough.

Now I got a problem I drank too much sitting in my recliner and I can't get up and I got to pee. Anybody got a bucket they can bring me?
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Old 08-08-2016, 10:48 PM   #2
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I guess I should have said I don't really drink so that's kind of a lot for me. Oh well I still have a tv remotr. But I can make a mojita now.
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This is hilarious...sounds like me trying to make a Long Island!
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Old 08-08-2016, 11:11 PM   #4
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Lmfao

Just pee in the cup you drank from that's what I would do lol... That's if I had a winky...
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Old 08-08-2016, 11:18 PM   #5
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I don't have a winky I call mine little bastard. That little bastard does whatever he wants to. I had a mopbucket I could reach
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Cochina!
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Old 08-08-2016, 11:19 PM   #7
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I don't have a winky I call mine little bastard. That little bastard does whatever he wants to. I had a mopbucket I could reach
Hahahahahaha
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I don't have a winky I call mine little bastard. That little bastard does whatever he wants to. I had a mopbucket I could reach
Lol

Aim at something cheap...
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Old 08-08-2016, 11:22 PM   #9
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I hope I rememeber to empty the bucket before I use it again
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Old 08-08-2016, 11:24 PM   #10
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I got a problem that wasn't the mopbucket Idon't know what thats for
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If your wallet is nearby and your door is unlocked you could post an ISO for ladies who like water sports...
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If your wallet is nearby and your door is unlocked you could post an ISO for ladies who like water sports...
No No bad idea don't listen to her
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Old 08-08-2016, 11:40 PM   #13
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I got a problem that wasn't the mopbucket Idon't know what thats for
You will find out tomorrow lol
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Old 08-08-2016, 11:42 PM   #14
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Dammit it, it was plastic flower pot.
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Old 08-09-2016, 02:27 AM   #15
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Ok, a little nap and I'm better now. Sorry about this thread, I came back hoping to edit it but I'm too late.

Might as well make some mojitas, gonna be a long night.
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