The Reverend

[Guest123018]

I believe the funeral is today.
The Reverend Jessie Jackson is here at the hotel I'm staying.

[OldGent]

That must be exciting.

[Guest123018]

Well its a funeral, something I'd much rather attend than a wedding any day.

Baton Rouge

[albundy]

Jessie has deep pockets. I hope he writes a review.

[OldGent]

He would certainly have good taste. Ouch wandle that was sharp lol

[Guest123018]

Wonder how the funeral went today

[David-Louisiana]

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy: "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies: "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of Noo Yawk City."
St. Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of my church for the last forty-three years."
St. Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi driver, and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"
"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."

[Guest123018]

That's a good one DL. Thanks for sharing

[Melissa Madyson]

I like that one Dave...Put a smile on my face as I am attending a funeral today at 1 pm...
I hope all went well for the other funeral they had where S~p was at... I am praying for everyone nation wide.
M.M.