A Fanciful Update

[Fancyinheels]

My apologies to the fine and frisky fellows who have contacted me lately only to be disappointed, but I've been down with a severe sinus infection for the past few weeks, precipitated by all of the sawdust and sheetrock particles in the air from repairs to the Irish Chihuahua Refuge, further aggravated by high pollen counts and Sahara desert dust blown across the ocean. (Creating allergy havoc in our whole area!) After treatment and rest I'm happy to be breathing clearly with an unconstricted throat again, and ready to be erotically entertaining.

However, alas, I need to set a few things straight, especially for those gents seeking to "pop by" my "remodeled" lair of lechery; I no longer have a private incall. As many members here are aware, my amorous apartment in Houston flooded in April. I had to move out completely to let the workers in, but there wasn't another unit in the complex suitable for my hobby habitation. The management and I could not come to an agreement on a few points regarding my return, particularly what they were going to do about the clogged drainage situation that caused my pleasure palace to drown like Atlantis in the first place during catastrophic rains. Appears that I made the right decision; no sooner had they completed the rehab of my former apartment when it flooded AGAIN, this time by only a couple of inches, but enough to have caused me a huge and expensive inconvenience upon moving back. They seem to just be ignoring the problem and hoping for light drizzle.

That carnal castle of Celtic sin is gone for good. The cost of patching my primary residence in the deep, dark, spooky woods, damaged in a subsequent windstorm, will prohibit me from seeking another private incall for some time. Perhaps this fall I will start searching, but the future is a mysterious adventure in the making. (Any sugargranddaddy out there who wishes to subsidize my endeavor, please contact me. )

Meanwhile, I've had to make some changes in my Fancy offerings. My home really is far out of town, necessitating a long drive into Houston. I don't mind that at all, but I need AMPLE advance notice for appointments now, like the day before. Same-day will be extremely difficult due to distance, and last-minute impossible.

This also makes short assignations, like my former "massage a la mode," no longer feasible. I've had to institute a 2-hour minimum to make my trips into town practical, and have amended my pricing structure to reflect reasonable rates under the circumstances. Please see my Showcase for more details. (Heck, I never liked being pressured for time much, anyway. Why rush what one enjoys?)

While I'm mostly doing outcalls, I can also host when the need arises at clean, safe, convenient, moderate accommodations (NOT a "notel") on the north side near Spring, my old stomping grounds, and am including that cost in my packages.

I will also be traveling to the Clear Lake/Friendswood area once a month, so could use a few suggestions on suitable inns that direction, as I would like to stay over at the bequest of interested parties. Nothing wrong with rent-by-the-hour places, except that most of my lascivious lusters prefer lodgings more mainstream, and I would rather pay by the night so as not to attract unwanted attention. (After all, I haven't done the hot-sheet hotel thing in over 5 years.) I'm looking for something attractively affordable in a decent neighborhood easily accessible to I-45. (Yes, I could use Priceline or another travel site, but that still doesn't tell me where things are actually located, as I'm not yet familiar with the vagaries of the vicinity.)

On those occasions when I already have a hussy harbor reserved, I will post an ad. (And, in fact, will be doing so for Friday of this week.) I can then be more flexible in type and duration of engagements, which will be detailed in said ads. Otherwise, please see my Showcase.

Thanks, and Irish kisses to all! (They make French kisses green with envy. )

[Guest020719]

Cliff notes:

1. Sorry been mia-flooding was a bitch
2. Old incall nuked. Can host. Need notice.
3. Out calls. All good.
4. Flooding was a bitch.
5. Available in greater metro area now
6. Call me.

[Fancyinheels]

[Victoria of Houston]

So glad you are hanging on Fancy. I feel so awful about what happened to you and can only wish you a profitable and successful summer so that you may yet find another lovely in-call at some point in the future.

[pyramider]

Fancy knows a good sinus infection is good providers ... mucous makes an excellent lube.

[GlobeSpotter]

TG; DR

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

TG; DR

Too good: didn't read?

[GlobeSpotter]

Too GREEN ding dong.

Does she have a macro written for that annoying crap?

[Guest020719]

Oh go change your depends, no one likes a shitty old man

[menagerie]

I am close to the clear lake area. If you have any questions feel free to ask. Good luck!

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by Mythos

Cliff notes:

1. Sorry been mia-flooding was a bitch
2. Old incall nuked. Can host. Need notice.
3. Out calls. All good.
4. Flooding was a bitch.
5. Available in greater metro area now
6. Call me.

Thanck you for the condensed version.

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Fancy knows a good sinus infection is good providers ... mucous makes an excellent lube.

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Too GREEN ding dong.

Does she have a macro written for that annoying crap?

Green is a positive color, invoking nature, growth, prosperity, and luck.

It just makes me happy to type in green.

[Justcasual]

There is a Courtyard at 45S and Airport

[Guest020719]

I think Nikki has a pop up camper for the bay area you could time share with.... you should ask her.