Favorite Backdoor aka Humble Brags

[Lightesttouch]

We see them all the time in reviews. What can you come up with?

The most common is probably "All she did was complain about my endowment and I'm not even all that big".

[Toyz]

LOL...

Heres mine....

She kept asking "why do you hobby, your a nice looking guy" And I dont think Im all that.

Reminds me of walking around in Thailand when the working girls say as you walk by "hey Hansum Man"

[Lightesttouch]

"She was shocked at my age. Most people assume I'm 20 years younger but I sure don't feel it".

"I popped like 5 times in thirty minutes. Usually I'm only good for two. SHE was That good!"

[Lightesttouch]

"It bugs me that my penis is so curved. I realize most ladies enjoy it more because it naturally rubs the G spot but it makes me self conscious"

[Passion2015]

Damn, they usual just look at me. Probably saying to themselves, damn no wonder why he hobbies. He's fat, and ugly with a 3" peepee hard. No wonder why he tries and bargains. Let me close my eyes and get this over with

[3daygetaway]

"I gave her 15 mind-shattering orgasms"