Lawn services

[kingone]

I'm just going to be blunt and honest here. The title says it all. We can discuss the lawn services you need and I could fullfill your lawn needs.

[DarkeyKong]

Can you do some of that landscape rock? Not sure what they call it. How much for materials and labor? I have two trees and a garden I need to get done.

[GingerKatt]

Ok, I'm a little confused. Doesn't take much though. But am I in CoEd? Because my first thought on "lawnservices" was downtown hair care.
But then DK would have said "I have a tall Tree and two boulders that need some care.
But like real actual landscaping? I think there's a better forum for that, or my mind is just too dirty to not read something sexy in every CoEd post.

[DarkeyKong]

Originally Posted by GingerKatt

Ok, I'm a little confused. Doesn't take much though. But am I in CoEd? Because my first thought on "lawnservices" was downtown hair care.
But then DK would have said "I have a tall Tree and two boulders that need some care.
But like real actual landscaping? I think there's a better forum for that, or my mind is just too dirty to not read something sexy in every CoEd post.

My apologies, I learn the more everyday that my powers of ass burningly high levels of sarcasm don't translate very well in writing. However, I will NOT cheapen my jokes by giving an indication they are jokes in writing. It is a crime against comedy. Also, I agree with you. But, for some reason, I don't think this guy is talk about hair or landscaping.

[GingerKatt]

Originally Posted by DarkeyKong

My apologies, I learn the more everyday that my powers of ass burningly high levels of sarcasm don't translate very well in writing. However, I will NOT cheapen my jokes by giving an indication they are jokes in writing. It is a crime against comedy. Also, I agree with you. But, for some reason, I don't think this guy is talk about hair or landscaping.

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Really?! Well then please educate me. I'm a little naive on some terms and subjects. But you definitely missed a good one by not asking if his equipment was big enough for an extremely tall, thick tree, that drained sap frequently.
I guess I don't mind cheapening my jokes a little. Especially when they're based in truth...

[DarkeyKong]

I would, but I live by the g-code and I just can't en light en folks on some things.

[GingerKatt]

Oh wow. Now I'm EXTRA curious. I'm going to Google it.

[GingerKatt]

My curiosity was just killing me. Google was no help! So tried urban dictionary! OMG!!! NOW I understand your initial comment DK.
It reminds me of that movie Pineapple Express. I'm just so glad it wasn't another sexual term I had never heard of. I thought I'd just about learned most of those. I feel smarter for knowing what that means now. Or possibly stupider!

[Billogoods]

I hear ya, DK. A little trim and care will make that tree grow tall and thick.

[Velvetangeltouch]

You should go check out the car washes... I hear it's the place to be that was from a cops mouth.. FYI I'm clean never even took a puff a cig.. But the concerned part me well here it is: don't do that crap it will get you in trouble damage your relationships.. Anyway, think twice and make good choices!! Life's tough for everyone but it only takes one time... There will be no would could should have!! Lmao some gasoline and a chain saw would definately be the solution to the problem..

[Mojojo]

Not hobby related so moved to sandbox