Sorry Ass Review Writing

[albundy]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

The "point" is the code doesn't mean a thing when everyone knows what it means .... except GlobeSpotter it seems ..... I guess he has to ask what the rate is for the provider .... when he sees a review with .... "$$$" ...

.. or does he have to go look it up in the "profile" section like the contact info?

But why use codes at all? Just put what you paid. It's the least of your worries. Believe me, that little tidbit of info isn't going to be the thing that "makes the case" for the cops. By that point, you're fucked anyway. "Oh, we don't know the exact amount, your Honor...Case dismissed!" Yeah, right.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by albundy

But why use codes at all?

I don't. And I wouldn't. A reviewer is not fooling anyone, but themselves.

[Oralist]

When I first started writing reviews, I used the Fee codes because that's what others were doing. I quit using codes and write the fee, so non-code dudes can understand.

$$25= $225. No more trouble to just write it out.

[Dorian Gray]

Originally Posted by Pistolero

Sometimes when a member has seen a provider they decide they want to write a review. Once approved, they get 6 weeks access to private areas of the board for each approved review. These are cumulative, so if you write 2 reviews in 2 days, then you have 12 weeks of PA.

Each review has to be approved manually. Here is the process. A mod goes into the review queue and clicks to pull up the review. He then reads the review to make sure it is filled it correctly and has activities that qualify. Then, a button is pushed and the PA access is awarded.

It is quite easy to submit a review. Go to the review forum, push the new review button and fill in the blanks. Seems simple. Right?

Well, I just read 11 reviews and rejected 5 of them for PA credit. FIVE! And all were for the same reason. No contact info. Now each one of these had a link to providers showcase page. Each one said will provide on the template line for phone. Each one said will provide on the template line for email address. So, to contact the provider a member would have to go to her showcase.

Interesting thing. EVERY one of the showcases had either a phone number, email address or both in the showcase. But the reviewer did not take the time to fill in the blank on the review template.

Well, the template is there for a reason. It is for the reviewer to fill in the blanks. And going the lazy route and saying will provide instead of taking it off the profile and filling in the blank is not going to work.

Here is what happens now, since the reviewer does not take 30 seconds to fill in the blanks. If they want to get credit, they will PM me asking why it was denied. I will PM them telling them why. They will PM me with the info. I will have to go into PM and read that. Then I will have to find the review and edit the info in.

After this, I will have to go into the staff area and request that an admin add the 6 weeks to member account. An admin has to go into that system and read the request. Then they have to go into the admin section and add the PA. Then the admin goes back to the staff area to tell me it is done. I have to check back and confirm it has been added.

Staff is volunteer and each of us only has so much time to put on the board. There were over 100 reviews posted yesterday on Eccie. Can you imagine how much time was wasted because a reviewer did not take a few seconds to fill in the template blanks?

Btw, there is no requirement that the reviews be edited to get credit for the reviewer. It would be much simpler for the staff to just deny the credit . But, we want people to participate and for the members reading the review to be able to contact the providers.

Bottom line, if you are filling out a template for review credit, fill it out. Don't leave info out that is at your fingertips.

Originally Posted by Pistolero

:shakehe ad:

Fuck. I thought maybe some people would read this thread and do better. WRONG.

I just went thru 17 reviews and rejected 9.

IF THERE IS A BLANK, FILL IT IN WITH THE INFO REQUESTED. Not, will give after screening, not a link to first page of P411 and not a link to showcase.

Every review with nothing but showcase link when you went there had an email, phone or both showing. Lazy ass reviewers.

Some reviews had link to profile. There was no showcase for the provider, so you have to PM. That is the only case where it is OK to say just PM her.

Two had links to the first page of P411. Then you have to sign in and search P411 for the provider. Both of these were not showing a showcase link. Showcase nce again had either phone or email.

There is a link in my signature on how to write reviews. One specifically talks about contact info.

Guys , this is not rocket science. Fill in the fucking blanks with the correct info if you want credit.

Nun, da sie, dass sie Ihre brust bekommen haben fühlen sie sich jetzt besser?
[Now that you've gotten that off your chest, do you feel better now?]

[GlobeSpotter]

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

It is the only way to teach them.

I hope you also rejected for the opTard fouling up the fee code like the guy that recently put $40 for a 140 agency visit.

Originally Posted by LexusLover

$40 = 140 in "the fee code" .....

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

wrong again

you're good at that......

.....being wrong.

Originally Posted by LexusLover

Really? What is the "fee code" for one hundred and forty dollars ($140.00)?

.......

Good thing your typing .... hard to talk with a foot in your mouth, isn't it?

From the sticky,....Mr. "know it all"

Originally Posted by KohanaKoa

I have not seen a thread that lists all the Acronyms that pertain to the Hobby. I am always looking up these abbreviations when reading posts or reviews. So I thought I would post a list, which I had copied some time ago:

$ $100
$$ $200
$$$ $300
$$$.5 $350 (get it?)

......

Maybe you could learn about numbers and the use of currency symbols...

numbers: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numeral_system

style for currency: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...ers#Currencies

[Tatu]

I'm pretty new never used a fee code in my one review. Shouldn't start from what y'all are saying. Should we make a new fee code? Maybe Morse code, or hexadecimal? The cops will never figure it out.

[SweetDulce]

I've seen quite a few providers in person.
It cracks me up when I read a review and see " just like her pics" "showcase accurate." When the pics are 40 pounds and 5 years ago. Showcase says weight 130 when her stomach sticks out twice as much as her breasts.
Then the girl wonders why a guy acts weird with her during the session.
Because he is contemplating walking out. That's why!!!

[dearhunter]

Whores lie in ADs and johns lie in reviews?

Do the Houston modtards know this?

[Wakeup]

What part of the review writing should the trick improve on to not have it marked fake?

[Pistolero]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

What part of the review writing should the trick improve on to not have it marked fake?

Sorry, that is not the topic of this thread. The topic is how to fill out the review template properly.

You are more than welcome to start your own thread to discuss your question.

[GlobeSpotter]

The date?

[Dorian Gray]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

What part of the review writing should the trick improve on to not have it marked fake?

Originally Posted by Pistolero

Sorry, that is not the topic of this thread. The topic is how to fill out the review template properly.

You are more than welcome to start your own thread to discuss your question.

Actually, I thinck it is. If a trick doesn't fill out the template properly as mods needs, then it could potentially be subject to being labeled fake. Hence his question is germane to the topic

[N.M.]

Originally Posted by SweetDulce

I've seen quite a few providers in person.
It cracks me up when I read a review and see " just like her pics" "showcase accurate." When the pics are 40 pounds and 5 years ago. Showcase says weight 130 when her stomach sticks out twice as much as her breasts.
Then the girl wonders why a guy acts weird with her during the session.
Because he is contemplating walking out. That's why!!!

Well damn, that was a little harsh to put me on blast like that...

Bish don't be jealous cause I look as good as I did 5 years ago!!!

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by Pistolero

Sorry, that is not the topic of this thread. The topic is how to fill out the review template properly.

I know you're perturbed over the recent mod fiasco...but don't fall off the cliff into Ambassadorship now...

The OP of a certain review didn't fill out complete and accurate dates...that directly contributed to the review being labeled as fake. You mentioned absolutely nothing in your OP about needing exact dates when filling out the review template. So my question to you stands...

What part of the review writing should the trick improve on to not have it marked as fake?

[Pica Flor]

How about rejecting the reviews of those fucktards that do not put the name of the provider in the review title? If you are writing a review of a provider, write her name in the F*^ing title, dont make me have to open the f^#@ing review to find out is someone Im not interested on