LONG (or incredibly complicated) ADS

[anita]

Lol. My Ads are usually long, but I include a lot of updated pictures to make up for it.

[milfy2002]

Originally Posted by bobo1cg

I usually look at the title. If that interests me, then i open the ad to look for pics. Then i go to the showcase to look for more pics. Then back to the ad to read about any specials. Then if i am interested, i read through the reviews. Then finally i make contact via PM.

You should teach a class on how to pick a provider! The better the research, the better the session :-)

[neighbordude]

Originally Posted by ManSlut

This is one of the reasons I don't care if I have PA again. The other reason is their is nothing kept secret in the Men's Lounge anymore thanks to the pussy-whipped, pillow talkers here.

Exactly. It is unbelievable how many grown men still believe they fall into heavenly graces with a provider because he "tells" on someone else. How pathetic.

I once PM'd two hobbyists to ask about a particular provider that they had reviewed. Nothing rude, just wanted clarification. So what do I get? A rude PM from the provider upset that I had asked about her. ?????

Anyway for the topic, I saw a pricing structure so complex and confusing, I couldn't decipher it. I wish I had saved it so I could link to it.

Part of the problem was she used a bunch of abbreviations and lingo I wasn't familiar with and the amounts weren't very straight forward. I think every action was extra money, but I was so confused I really couldn't tell you.

[Jessika Sweetz]

I try to have my ad consist of what you guys need to know
Location,rates, etc

[Guest020720]

nevermind

[jimmylbob]

Originally Posted by tntangie

nevermind

...well that's certainly a short ad...

[Luke_Wyatt]

I hate the ADS with the complicated pricing- Vanessa Leveaux's ad immediately come to mind as a very bad ad to read.

[Guest112916]

A gals ad has me at "I Swallow!"

As long as it's the 1st and only line of the ad that's all I need.

[corona]

Equally as annoying are the one or two line ads. I get that some guys like the thrill of the hunt, but hunting for information shouldn't be part of it.

My favorite is the provider's ad that is 4 lines long, all of which begin with "NO".

[Hercules]

Originally Posted by DarkeyKong

I don't even bother to look at ads. I pay more attention to postings and consistent positive feedback from trusted hobbyists. Ads, to me, are for the most part the things I leverage the least.

Just wait until you get chewed out over some trivial shit because..."IT WAS IN MY LAST AD MOTHERFUCKER"

[piquant2009]

Originally Posted by ManSlut

For me, Ladies Ads get judged the same way I used to judge Men's reviews when I had Premium Access - the more over-the-top hyperbole hype is in them, the less I believe them!


This is one of the reasons I don't care if I have PA again. The other reason is their is nothing kept secret in the Men's Lounge anymore thanks to the pussy-whipped, pillow talkers here.

If I read the word 'Courtesan' in a ladies ad it is an immediate shutdown and I say, "Next!!"...There is nothing worse to me than a Hooker who doesn't think she is a Hooker.

ManSlut puts out some of the best damn reading material on any board I have ever seen. We don't need no stinking PA, you got that shit right King....Just Sayin!