Christmas Dinner Terms with Dirty Connotations

[DallasRain]

Christmas Dinner Terms with Dirty Connotations

* Whew, that's one terrific spread!

* I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

* Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

* Talk about a huge breast!

* It's Cool Whip time!

* If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

* Are you ready for seconds yet?

* Are you going to come again next time?

* It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

* Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

* Don't play with your meat.

* Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

* Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

* I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

* You still have a little bit on your chin.

* Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.

* How long will it take after you stick it in?

* You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

* Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

* How many are coming?

* That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

* Just lay back and take it easy...I'll do the rest.

* How long do I beat it before it's ready?

[61corv]

Thanks, This is great! I wll not be able to keep a straight face at dinner this year.