Thor and the Whore

[Joey_Gleet]

After the Mets devastating loss of the world series to the Kansas City Royals, Noah Syndergaard decides he needs a good bang to try to restore his sense of manhood.
He calls an overpriced New Yawk escort to his apartment . As soon as she walks in the door , he jumps on her and starts banging her every way he can think of for several hours, trying to reinforce his damaged machismo.
Early Monday morning , both of them wore out and covered in sweat, as she goes to the bathroom, he realizes that he hasn't told her his name. When she returns, puffing himself up in his imagined godlikeness , he proclaims " I am Thor ".
She looks at him and replies " You're thor ? . I'm tho thor I can hardly pith."

[bizzly1001]

Originally Posted by Joey_Gleet

After the Mets devastating loss of the world series to the Kansas City Royals, Noah Syndergaard decides he needs a good bang to try to restore his sense of manhood.
He calls an overpriced New Yawk escort to his apartment . As soon as she walks in the door , he jumps on her and starts banging her every way he can think of for several hours, trying to reinforce his damaged machismo.
Early Monday morning , both of them wore out and covered in sweat, as she goes to the bathroom, he realizes that he hasn't told her his name. When she returns, puffing himself up in his imagined godlikeness , he proclaims " I am Thor ".
She looks at him and replies " You're thor ? . I'm tho thor I can hardly pith."

Nearly pithed my panths.