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Old 09-10-2015, 05:59 PM   #1
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There is no prize for second place.

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From My Dear OLD Friend

I saw an interesting show on the Discovery Channel about the Loch Ness Monster. I thought it was funny, if I substituted Sofia every time they said Loch Ness Monster...

Popular interest and belief in Sofia has fluctuated since it was brought to the board's attention ... Evidence of Sofias' existence is anecdotal, with minimal and much-disputed photographic material ....... Some say Sofia never really existed except in peoples imagination ... others claim Sofia surfaces periodically from the Blue Water of Loch Ness ... many claimed sitings of Sofia turn out to be ordinary occurrences...with peoples imagination prompting them to believe they have finally found Sofia ... when they have not.... Sofia sitings will probably continue as long as there are true believers
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The Loch Ness Monster is an ancient nuisance that should be hunted down, gutted, breaded, deep-fried and eaten.

Substitute that!
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Indian feathers.

Ever wonder what the feathers in an Indian's headdress stood for?*

A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian Chief, asked the significance of the varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.*

"Feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replied. Pointing to a nearby young brave, he continued, "Him? One woman, one*
feather. Him?", pointing to a second, older man, "Three women, three feathers."*

The reporter looked at the Chief's headdress. "But you have so many feathers!"*

The Chief proudly slapped his chest. "Me Chief. Sleep with all women. Big, small, fat, tall."*

Horrified, the female reporter said, "You ought to be hung!"*

The Chief said, "Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake."*

The offended reporter said, "You don't have to be hostile!"*The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!"*

The reporter cried, "Oh, dear!"*

"No deer," said the Chief. "Ass too high, run too fast."*
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