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07-30-2015, 12:43 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 21, 2009
Location: Republic of Texas
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Originally Posted by Mr. GPop
Um... I use Tmobile and down in Ben Taub where I was working my cell would lose signal a lot.
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...and when that happens what do you do (provided, of course, you have even a modicum of interest in communicating with the john)?
...if you can't figure it out, here's what you do: 1) compose a text while you're in the waiting room/exam room/in the fuk'n stirrups, whatever....2)and then the next time you waddle out for smoke break, or similar, press the submit button.
Easy Peasy. IF you give a shit.
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07-30-2015, 01:14 PM
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#77
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Priorities, priorities.
Guess she didn't take the hooker oath?
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Hooker oath:
"I promise & swear to Tebow above, on my tongue and twat, that I will forsake all other obligations, be it marriage, be it real world employment, family crisis, motherhood duty, or life or death situations, to honor my commitments & communications to & from my clients first and foremost, til death, retirement, or infestation does my hookerdom part."
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07-30-2015, 01:16 PM
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#78
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Dr. Wonderful
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Who needs that long drawn out oath?
Just don't be pissing me off
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07-30-2015, 01:26 PM
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#79
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Retired Irish Tart
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Secluded in the deep, dark, spooky woods at the Irish Chihuahua Refuge.
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Hooker oath:
"I promise & swear to Tebow above, on my tongue and twat, that I will forsake all other obligations, be it marriage, be it real world employment, family crisis, motherhood duty, or life or death situations, to honor my commitments & communications to & from my clients first and foremost, til death, retirement, or infestation does my hookerdom part."
I don't remember this from Hooker University. Can you remind me what page it was on in the handbook? Pretty sure I ditched that class.
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07-30-2015, 01:38 PM
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#80
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Making Pussy Great Again
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: In your closet, in your head...
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Originally Posted by dearhunter
If ______________ is the occupation you choose, accept the consequences of not taking care of business.
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Fixed it
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07-30-2015, 01:40 PM
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#81
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Making Pussy Great Again
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: In your closet, in your head...
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Infestation???
That sounds bad...ijs
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07-30-2015, 03:12 PM
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#82
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Retired Irish Tart
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Originally Posted by boardman
Infestation???
That sounds bad...ijs
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07-30-2015, 05:07 PM
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#83
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Join Date: Feb 28, 2015
Location: Lubbock
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Ally cat! Honey, I'm so sorry about your daughter. Sending good vibes your way!!
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07-30-2015, 10:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by boardman
Infestation???
That sounds bad...ijs
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I was just waiting for some hooktard to "offense" lol .... wouldn't that have been telling... I simply could NOT resist... Trust that I chewed on that word...
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Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
Hooker oath:
"I promise & swear to Tebow above, on my tongue and twat, that I will forsake all other obligations, be it marriage, be it real world employment, family crisis, motherhood duty, or life or death situations, to honor my commitments & communications to & from my clients first and foremost, til death, retirement, or infestation does my hookerdom part."
I don't remember this from Hooker University. Can you remind me what page it was on in the handbook? Pretty sure I ditched that class.
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Tebow bless the sweet baby hooker who is green enough (and not in a good Irish way...) to take that pledge ... lol
It was some box in the back recesses of my mind, labeled,
"DO NOT OPEN"....
Couldn't say if it IS in the handbook.
Tebow help us all if it is... cause that ain't what I signed up for!
I take my business seriously, but (TRUE) emergencies are just that.
A lady must maintain her priorities, after all.
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08-08-2015, 12:19 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: Houston
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Redeemed
I didn't visit this thread after my initial post and man I didn't imagine it created such a big banter. Who needs RNC debate when we have eccie? Some of the attacks were quite uncalled for and made me go back and see if I put anything other than facts. Well not really. I met Allison today and had a good time, total redemption if you ask me, review to follow later. Having said that, I would hate this kind of reaction deter fellow hobbyists from posting alerts, on any providers. Boys and girls, this is one of the primary reasons such a board exists. Again, Ally is good and I have no complaints.
This is funny shit.
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Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
Hooker oath:
"I promise & swear to Tebow above, on my tongue and twat, that I will forsake all other obligations, be it marriage, be it real world employment, family crisis, motherhood duty, or life or death situations, to honor my commitments & communications to & from my clients first and foremost, til death, retirement, or infestation does my hookerdom part."
I don't remember this from Hooker University. Can you remind me what page it was on in the handbook? Pretty sure I ditched that class.
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08-08-2015, 12:32 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jun 28, 2013
Location: In the middle of it all; but way above it.
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Good Shit!
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Originally Posted by san5050
I didn't visit this thread after my initial post and man I didn't imagine it created such a big banter. Who needs RNC debate when we have eccie? Some of the attacks were quite uncalled for and made me go back and see if I put anything other than facts. Well not really. I met Allison today and had a good time, total redemption if you ask me, review to follow later. Having said that, I would hate this kind of reaction deter fellow hobbyists from posting alerts, on any providers. Boys and girls, this is one of the primary reasons such a board exists. Again, Ally is good and I have no complaints.
This is funny shit.
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Glad you all sorted that...Alli is a sweetheart, nicely done sir.
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08-08-2015, 12:38 AM
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#87
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Account Disabled
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Originally Posted by Island_Gent
...Alli is a sweetheart, nicely done sir.
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08-08-2015, 01:04 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Oct 19, 2014
Location: Houston
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What stands out most in this thread, to me anyway, is that she did this to him TWICE! Sure teenage kids get into trouble often, but for this to happen twice, and not call text to explain both times is beyond coincidence. We will never know if she would have made good on the session had OP not posted this alert. But her not responding until deep into the thread says something. Ally has plenty of WKs here, so I know I'm in the minority. But I am glad that all turned out well in the end.
my .02
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08-08-2015, 08:18 AM
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Insatiable Chef
User ID: 7292
Join Date: Jan 10, 2010
Location: Austin ~ South & Houston
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The OP just said she made it up to him & knowing Alli as long as I have, she would have made it up to him even if he had not posted. Her reputation stands for itself & if you doubt that you should go visit her & check out her legendary bbbj sword swallowing skills.
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08-08-2015, 12:06 PM
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DarkSide MOD
Join Date: Jan 3, 2010
Location: South Of Pearland
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This was resolved by the first page.
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