Review - Not your ordinary TJ trip report
Lets see where do I start, I guess from the beginning would be smart. I am thinking to myself that I am too way past my prime to be mongering with all the studs in the red zone so I decide to bring an escort to my hotel. Seemed safe enough and besides I had my cocktails here already, along with Viagra and and Skyn condoms. Was working with two services trying to line up a chicka and Musas TJ got the nod and they sent over Kassandra for a 90 minute session. Had to go down to the lobby to bring her up due to the key was used in the elevator. She shows up in a cab and wouldn't you know it she did not have enough money for the fare, and I left my wallet in the room. Left her there and went up to the room came back down and gave the driver 100 pesos. He is happy.
Reenter the hotel, and this security guy has Kassandra over by a desk and he is scribbling something on a paper. Kassandra looks at me with the damn whats with this guy doing look. The guy shoves a paper written in Spanish and asks for room number name and signature and I could not tell you what it said but apparently it also had Kassandra's real name on it which I don't remember. Got to go find out what that's about because if they are charging me a fee, I don't want that on the final invoice.
Finally in the elevator heading up and we look at each other and wonder what that was about. Kinda awkward since I speak little Spanish and she speaks a little English. Finally make it to the room and offer her a drink and she only wants a coke. I pour myself a Chivas and sit next to her on the bed. Trying to communicate was difficult so the next best thing to do is get comfortable. The woman is just like her picks although I would say that she is very pretty in the face and has a petite spinner body. Started off with some pretty good GFE but I think she was still in the awkward stage and the fact that I am a pretty big man. Began a little breast worship on her with switched to very nice 69 and she had a rather nice technique. She was very clean and closely shaven which really got me excited. Got ready a Skyn and she applies it with her hands and then mouth when it got a little softer. Jr. sprang right back up and she mounted me CG with no problem at all. Finally lost round one after about 20 minutes and we just laid there and cuddled. She is very soft all over so that was very good.
Got up, cleaned up and we got my phone to use the translator. Turns out she is not Mexican as her parents were from Ecuador and Nicaragua. She did grow up in TJ though. Started round 2 after 60 minutes had passed and it looked as though it wasn't going to happen even though Kassandra put a lot of effort into it. We cleaned up again, she took a very quick shower, dressed and said she wanted to go out on balcony and look at the lights on the hill nearby. Both took elevator down and she went to the street where her ride was waiting. I hopped in a cab and told him Free Body Gentleman's Spa. He knew exactly where to go. Arrived to find there was ample security on the property even though they are away from the action. BTW I would recommend Kassandra for sure, very sweet, pretty, young and hot IMHO.
Head inside the bar after I was offered a massage but on the advice I found here on Tjamigos.com, I decided to check out the chickas at the bar. There were many in there taking turns on the stage with the pole. Not many men in there at the time versus number of women. Ordered a drink and then a rather tall chicka sits next to me at the bar and starts up a convo about the "massage services". Offered to buy her a beer, she accepted of course, and started talking a little. Somewhat hard to communicate again but find out her name is Carla. The bartender leans over and explains to me that a room in $40. and I can negotiate with Carla for her services. That's when the grinding started with the MM (DDs) were smothering me. I knew after being with Kassandra that I just would not be able to perform for at least another couple hours so I told bartender no sex but that I would like a real good massage. That's when Carla grabs Jr and says $160. total. Turn to the bartender who at this point is thinking who is this crazy gringo who wants no sex. Explained again what I wanted and she backs up to allow negotiation. Finally comes back with I will tell her no sex and she will understand.
Offered 500 pesos and she agrees. Go to the room and there is a double size bed in the smallest room imaginable. We were still pretty close to the bar so it was very noisy and the chickas were running in the hallway laughing and the music was loud. Got comfortable and laid down on the bed, Carla prepared the lotions and oils. She started a rubdown which was half bad and asked her to go a little deeper and she did. She then straddles the legs and works my lower back very well. I actually showed her a technique that would cover more area with less effort. She was into really helping my back. After a little teasing I flip over and she I think still wants to make a little more money as she get a little closer to the boys when she is doing my legs. Jr appears to be waking up and she says want to try and I said Ok. She says how much and I say $1000 pesos for CJB cause that the best you will get there. She agrees and off goes the top revealing those nice MM's. On goes a latex and jr just said screw this but to her credit she got me hard again. It just wasn't in the cards for jr to perform after being through such a fun night. Phone rings which I guess means times up and I tell her I want to take a shower so she covers up with a towel, hands me one and we step out into the hallway and she tells security we go take a shower in the ladies shower, a first for me She checks to make sure no one is there and we rush in. Finally get the shower temp right and I am cleaning myself while Carla is in another shower. Then another chicka walks in with a towel and walks right by me checking me out, goes to the third shower, loses the towel and steps in it leaving the door partially open allowing a mirrored view of her tight body. We all step out the stalls together and dry off. Carla says next time we do two girls and she points at her friend and she smiles. Never got her name but she was hot and all natural. Went back to room got dressed gave her a hug and little kiss and she walked me through the door to the exit.
Now I wasn't going to leave the red light district without a visit to HK if just to have a drink. First time there and I was in awe, only the guy who designed the light show must have really liked Peyote. This place has multiple levels, stages, bars and real good sound system which was cranked up. The chicks were all hot and there were many of them, probably hundreds. Walked all the way to the back of the place where these two women were just finishing up the shaving cream performance. Yes they are correct, panties on. All the other girls were damn near naked. Apparently if you tip plenty, you make motorboat in their cleavage full of shaving cream. How quaint! Show ended before I had a chance to tip though. Those girls walked away with a bucket full of dollars, apparently very popular routine.
Several people got up from the stage seating so I just jumped right in hoping that there would be another shaving cream show soon. It was not to be but we did get a couple real sexy dancers who did well in tips. Finished my drink and headed out the door to the corner taco stand. Had 2 tacos for $3. US and they were pretty good. Jumped in the taxi and headed back to the hotel calling it the night.
Thanks to TJ Amigos for helping me plan the night going solo. This place has to be crazy with a wingman.
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