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Originally Posted by WombRaider
Oh come now, I've seen you stumble away from the gloryhole after you're finished and you can swishy walk as good as anyone. The only one getting me cum drunk is you, big boy. Drunk on all that magic fairy jizz dust you cough out the end of your little jalapeno. I know you don't want anyone to know, but you know you told me that nobody did your little jalapeno better than I do.
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You really ought to have those hallucinations checked out woomby if you're still set on " tying the balloon knot" with shammy. All of those shots to the head are starting to affect your short term AND long term memory. You might end up with a case of the sever shakes that comes with head injuries and the management at Talleywackers might run you babbling, wobbling ass off.
shammy and assup might have to strap you down and haul you out of there before the LE authorities come and find their escaped village idiot !
You might go and offer FREE blow jobs to "customers" right after shammy has quoted his "price". shammy might not like you "cock bloking him" that way and keeping him from getting his money for his tux for your gay "nuptials"
And when can we expect to see your new avatar woomby / undercunt / rusty balloon knot / wanna-be jalapeno sucker ? You know, the one of your "self portrait " >