Hunting Wabbits For 3 Days Ain't Easy...

[Guest021217]

But Neither Is Pimpin So I Came Back Because The Board NEEDED This Cunty Bitch To Keep Things Interesting.. I Honestly Had Faith In Y'all but " IT IS WHAT IT IS " ...

Not only did the wabbits let me down but so did my FELLOW FUCKTARDS....

Coed was boring after like 3 Hours if you were lucky yea right the way my luck has been going this week you would want to go back into the LIGHT like CAROLINE.. .. or something along those lines... ...

So I Ventured off to the other's section of the board... Mind You Im Having Now Look At Eccie From The Non Mobile Site.... & Its A Pain In My Ass Because I Like The Mobile One Its Simple & Easy...

Only Down Fall Is You Lose Track Of How Many Points You Have & Get Banned...

I Still Blame All This On That Grape MD 20/20 I Had Consumed When I Was Put In Time Out..

* Grrrr *

We Need To Start A Thread About The Funniest Question's Asked Because This Shit Would Be Number 1... Yummy Made My Day When She Posted That..

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1339640

This Is What happens you go huntting wabbits when its not wabbit season.. Only Thing Out There Were Annoying Mosquitoes That Were Great For Practicing My Throat Punching Skills... Don't Be Jealous Fucktards I Have Enough To Go Around..

This Dude Opted To Post It In Other's Section Probably Because He also had a shortage of balls since that is pretty common on eccie...

But That Had Me Laughing The Whole Time I Was In Time Out Waiting On YM To Come Give Me My Damn Spankings She Promised Me But She Was Far Away & I Still Hadn't Caught A Wabbit So I Figured I Better Start Concentrating.. After A Few More Hours I Said Screw This I Went Home & Had Chicken Noodle Soup Because The Wabbit Thing Let Me Down..

Back To Coed Taking Down Notes Of What Fucktards I Plan To Give My Free Throat Punches To & I Figure I Will Also Supply The Tissue To The Whore's That Also Thunk I Really Care If They Like Me.... But Neither Have The Gutts To Actually Say It When Im Not Banned..

Dorthy_Monroe Is the real girlfriend experience and truthfully not everyone can handle a opinionated woman especially one who is compensated for making winkys Dissapear... Im The Real Girlfriend Experience If I Don't like you im not going to kiss your ass & I sure as hell not going to stick shit in your ass.. Because most men who like that shit come here to experience that so lets get real... & a real girlfriend is going to tell you if she doesn't like you.. But I don't see people I don't like...

I personally like fucktards who can talk shit and not get all ass hurt because they are taking a hooker board as serious as your scores on a S.A.T...

Needless To Say I Won't Be Getting On Eccie When I Drink...

Now Carry On... RaWr

[Guest021817-2]

Grape?

[Wakeup]

Grape Mad Dog 20/20...

I'm going to let that speak for itself...in every cliched way...


From bumwines.com

As majestic as the cascading waters of a drain pipe, MD 20/20 is bottled by the 20/20 wine company in Westfield, New York. This is a good place to start for the street wine rookie, but beware; this dog has a bite to back up its bark. MD Stands for Mogen David, and is affectionately called "Mad Dog 20/20". You'll find this beverage as often in a bum's nest as in the rock quarry where the high school kids sneak off to drink. This beverage is likely the most consumed by non-bums, but that doesn't stop any bums from drinking it! Our research indicates that MD 20/20 is the best of the bum wines at making you feel warm inside. Some test subjects report a slight numbing agent in MD 20/20, similar to the banana paste that the dentist puts in your mouth before injecting it with novocain. Anyone that can afford a dentist should steer clear of this disaster. Avaliable in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum, but only the full "Red Grape Wine" flavor packs the 18% whallop.

Liquor stores are starting to be infiltrated by a 13% variety of MD 20/20 Red Grape. There is also a new "Blue Raspberry" flavor with "BLING BLING". Even the lowest functioning of bums will know not to get swindled out of 5%.

[Russ38]

I like the way you thinck......



I still prefer Night Train my damn self.....

[JustMeCLTXGG]

not sure if I feel insulted? lol

hey, some of us tried to keep things entertaining. we aren't all pro's. some of us tried though.

FYI, some of us think the mobile site stinks.

[GlobeSpotter]

Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

......For The Gents Who Had Something Nice To Say If You Pass My Screening I Will Give You An Extra 30 Min To Your Appointment As A Thank You... If You Were A Hater You Get A Free Throat Punch...

Now Carry On... RaWr

I was a hater with sweet things to say .....

......so i get 30 minutes of throat punching.



.

[Space Cowboy]

Md 20/20? Bitch, are you in high school? Want some Boones Farm to go with that?

This was a good AD. Thx

[JustMeCLTXGG]

Originally Posted by Space Cowboy

Md 20/20? Bitch, are you in high school? Want some Boones Farm to go with that?

This was a good AD. Thx

I think you meant some Strawberry Hill. lol that was the main thing the girls liked. at least in my neck of the woods.


edit:

Originally Posted by Russ38

I like the way you thinck......deleted

I still prefer Night Train my damn self.....

is that image big enough Russ? just sayin. or is that just actual bottle size?

[Guest021217]

Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Grape?

yes it's the best when you missed the liquor store ijs

[idiot savant]

Is this what happens when you sit at the computer and go off your meds?

wow.

[Guest021217]

Originally Posted by Space Cowboy

Md 20/20? Bitch, are you in high school? Want some Boones Farm to go with that?

This was a good AD. Thx

It's Wine Im sure you drink wine... Boones Farm Isn't Even Strong Compared To Grape MD 20/20.. Wanna Bet

[Russ38]

Nothing wrong with drinking M/D.....that shit blessed me with a lot of pussy back in the day....way more than holy water.....ijs

[Guest021217]

Originally Posted by JustMeCLTXGG

not sure if I feel insulted? lol

hey, some of us tried to keep things entertaining. we aren't all pro's. some of us tried though.

FYI, some of us think the mobile site stinks.

Im Not Referring To You....

[Guest021217]

Originally Posted by Russ38

Nothing wrong with drinking M/D.....that shit blessed me with a lot of pussy back in the day....ijs

Your The First Person To Not Say You Dont Have Bad Memories Drinking It lol...

[Russ38]

Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Your The First Person To Not Say You Dont Have Bad Memories Drinking It lol...

I didn't drink it but that's not saying I didn't encourage others to drink it....heh