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bigtexdan · 02-26-2015, 06:40 AM

This is purely fiction or it could have possibly happened like that before:

I was driving down "Penny Lane" the other day and passed "Strawberry Fields" on my right side. Then, "I saw her standing there", my "pretty woman" for the day. I told her that "I got to get you into my life". She told me "we can work it out" if I gave her some "money (that's what I want)" We then checked into the "heartbreak hotel" down the road and she told me to get comfortable. In no time at, we were feeling those "good vibrations" and experiencing some "sexual healing". We did it until "here comes the sun" the next morning. Now, we feel refreshed and ready for another day.

rockerrick · 02-26-2015, 06:51 AM

Let me guess, you like "The Beatles", "Roy Orbison", "Elvis Presley", and "Marvin Gaye"?
WTF is up with the quotation marks?

bigtexdan · 02-26-2015, 06:53 AM

The quotations just mark or hightlight the songs in this old saga.

bigtexdan · 02-26-2015, 06:36 PM

I was cruising down that old "lost highway" trying to make it to "Amarillo by morning" whenever I saw this nice looking lady standing next to the road. I said "Hey, Good lookin" what you got cookin? She told me "If you've got the money then I've got the time". I agreed with her and we made a stop at the "Hotel California" for the night. I paid up and she told to get comfortable. We did our thing "all night long" with a few breaks in between for a "pop-a -top". We had some great "Smoky Mountain Memories" , "Rocky Mountain Highs", "Almost Heaven (West Virginia)"or whatever you'd like to call them.

bigtexdan · 02-27-2015, 07:21 AM

After a night like that, I told her "Thanks A Lots" and would like to "Waltz Across Texas" with her. She then said it "Ain't No Big Thing" and "All you need is love". ....

Jack Kinghoff · 02-27-2015, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Let me guess, you like "The Beatles", "Roy Orbison", "Elvis Presley", and "Marvin Gaye"?

Plus Earth, Wind, and Fire and Beach Boys.

boardman · 02-27-2015, 08:41 AM

What...
The...
Fuck?

Adventuress4U · 02-27-2015, 08:50 AM

Riding CG, trying to reach for the big O, thinking, "just can't get no satisfaction"... looked at the clock, "still haven't found what I'm looking for"....I reach for the Hitachi, will do it, " with or without you. "

bigtexdan · 02-28-2015, 07:10 AM

I talked with "Ruby, Baby" who was "easy as pie" and she called me her " Country Bumpin" after our romp in the sack last night. She gave me her cellphone # and said that she needed to catch the "Wabash Cannball" train to "El Paso City" in order to meet up with a guy named "Mexican Joe." Now, I'm back "on the road again" and on "the blue side of lonesome" headed for that Houston city. We know hot these "Texas Women" are...

bbkid · 02-28-2015, 09:57 AM

Pretty cool.

bigtexdan · 03-02-2015, 07:03 AM

As I was driving down to Houston, I kept thinking about that much fun I had with Ruby in those "Satin Sheets" at the hotel and that maybe we could get together again in the near future. She was really a tiger in bed and knew how to work it well. I, finally, arrived in Houston but I also had "Linda On My Mind" as well. I gave Ruby a call and she said we could possibly meet up one of these day in "Blue Hawaii" for another round. I agreed and will be making the arrangements ASAP.

bigtexdan · 03-04-2015, 06:38 AM

Meanwhile, back here in the Houston area, I asked my "old flame" Linda if she'd like to go to the Rodeo to watch some of those "Cattle Calls" and she said yes that she would like to do so. We went to the rodeo and had an overall good time there but she wasn't "in the mood" to play afterwards. So, I kissed her goodnight and went on home. I've done it with Linda several times before and didn't want to end up in her dog house. I certainly didn't tell Linda about Ruby and our future plans for a get together in scenic Hawaii later on either.

Doc69 · 03-04-2015, 06:21 PM

I walked into the club and said hey bartender. I was really thirsty, so I ordered one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. After that, I was in the mood for picking up strangers, and approached Amanda. Unfortunately, she said I was looking for love in all the wrong places. I left and headed down the whiskey river. After a few more drinks, I saw a devil with a blue dress on.When I approached her, she said if you've got the money honey,I've got the time. I agreed to the price, but as soon as we got outside, she showed me her badge and said busted! I asked her, why baby why? As they hauled me away, my buddy asked where I was, and she said he's in the jailhouse now.

bigtexdan · 03-15-2015, 06:39 PM

I walked into the bar the other day and saw "Sweet Caroline" next to the jukebox. She told me that she has plans to visit a relative in "Saginaw, Michigan" and then she'll be headed "North To Alaska" before coming back home again. I played in her "Rose Garden" only once some time ago and not sure if I'll get another chance with her again. She told me "Don't Come A Drinkin ( with lovin' on your mind)" and to "hit the road jack" as well. I had me a "White Lightning" and "the race was on". Thank God, I'm a Country Boy.

bigtexdan · 03-18-2015, 07:32 AM

I'm on "top of the world" since I paid "Delta Dawn" a visit "yesterday". There hasn't been any "faded love". "heartaches by the number" or "lost that lovin' feeling" with her yet. It'd be great if I could see her "once a day" but I know that's impossible in today's world. That's what I call "pure love" if you ask me.