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Marcus Aurelius · 02-17-2015, 01:19 PM

I search on websites for what we are all here for.
I see someone who peaks my interest.
Then I see she has a link to a website.
I go there and she has links to porn.
She is getting banged by some guy that has a 6 pack and an 8" dick.
OK I have an 8" dick but I am no longer the young guy with a 6 pack.
I no longer want to call her.
What do you think?
Do you still want me to call?

Marcus Aurelius · 02-17-2015, 01:57 PM

Pussies.

Ms.Lady Y · 02-17-2015, 02:02 PM

if i am advertising then yes, i must want you to call.
He is getting paid to bang her and vise versa I doubt she cares what he looks like.

Marcus Aurelius · 02-17-2015, 02:08 PM

God's fool.

Suess4002 · 02-17-2015, 06:35 PM

Unless you are planning on not playing safe (or she is) - why would you care who has done her before? Rest assured, there are likely less attractive people than yourself who are calling.

Unique_Carpenter · 02-18-2015, 10:44 PM

Did not the Jester catch the Princess?
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Marcus Aurelius · 02-19-2015, 12:28 PM

I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
Griselda: Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
Hawkins: They *broke* the chalice from the palace?
Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.
Hawkins: A flagon...?
Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.
Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.
Griselda: Right.
Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Hawkins: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Griselda: Just remember that.

LuckOfTheOrient · 02-19-2015, 12:34 PM

I do not get it.
You were turned off because she is having sex with a younger man,
the realization that she has sex with other people,
or that she has a link to her openly having sex?

Marcus Aurelius · 02-19-2015, 12:38 PM

I was just trying to start a conversation.
I was not turned off at all. If a guy brings his feelings into this hobby he's in for trouble.
Though I admit I do care for these gals.

LuckOfTheOrient · 02-19-2015, 12:40 PM

I am confused now.
I thought you said seeing her sex tape turned you off of wanting to see her.

Is your original comment what people refer to as sarcasm.

Marcus Aurelius · 02-19-2015, 12:55 PM

You are taking it way too deep.
I guess if I was a provider i'd have a video of me being banged by a representation of the majority of my clients. I'd show a big smile on an old fat fuck cumming on my face. He's having so much fun I'd have 911 on speed dial.
But that's just me.