Hobbiest selling himself!!!!

[Guest030816]

Originally Posted by Chloe

Gotta try this NY gal....you will not win!

Who wants to win? Its not about the victory, its all about the game, I just want to PLAY!!!
"Put me in coach, I'm ready to play.... Centerfield..."

[siberia]

The way it sounds, you^^
ain't gonna score babe.
She playing "hard to get"?
You WON'T win according
to her.
Translate this for me.

Charge extra for your
BALL game Hardhat.
That's fetish package.

[pyramider]

I upcharge if the whales want any blow hole action...ijs.

[Chincho]

I take it nobody here is a member of green peace or sea shepherd! Y'all oughta take lessons from the Japanese on whale hunting but do like they do and harpoon some sperm whales.

[Guest030816]

Originally Posted by siberia

The way it sounds, you^^
ain't gonna score babe.
She playing "hard to get"?
You WON'T win according
to her.
Translate this for me.

Charge extra for your
BALL game Hardhat.
That's fetish package.

My ball gal is just the tip of the iceberg when you open up my fetish package. Of course I have my limits, found that out the hard way. Long dark story, I don't want to talk about it. But I'm very "open minded" when it come to play time. Fetish package is discounted on multi hour sessions. Leathers, Spankings, light bondage, teaser alert.
PM me for Rates and Menu.

[Guest030816]

Originally Posted by boardman

http://news.discovery.com/animals/wh...age-150107.htm

Type D Orcas?
Dorian starts with D....Coincidence?
They do have unusually bulbous heads...ijs

Yes they do have unusually bulbous heads...
But the also have smaller dorsal fins.
Nature has a way of giving with one hand,
and taking away with the other...
Dorian starts with D?
Could it be that DG has been here
all along? I thought he joined the
French Foreign Legion?
Heart broke over some Hooktard.

[siberia]

Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

My ball gal is just the tip of the iceberg when you open up my fetish package. Of course I have my limits, found that out the hard way. Long dark story, I don't want to talk about it. But I'm very "open minded" when it come to play time. Fetish package is discounted on multi hour sessions. Leathers, Spankings, light bondage, teaser alert.
PM me for Rates and Menu.

I gotta write you a review soon, been swamped with work.
You my favorite in the boyfriend experience. Whipped all the way.

[siberia]

Originally Posted by Chincho

I take it nobody here is a member of green peace or sea shepherd! Y'all oughta take lessons from the Japanese on whale hunting but do like they do and harpoon some sperm whales.

We don't take kindly to graphic, violent, suggestions.
Get out of here before I castrate you.
The nerve of him.

Where is Orca?
He might harpoon orca.

[Guest030816]

Originally Posted by siberia

We don't take kindly to graphic, violent, suggestions.
Get out of here before I castrate you.
The nerve of him.

Where is Orca?
He might harpoon orca.

Chincho is just a Troll, always best just to
ignore them until they start gumming up
the bottom of my boots. Nasty lil critters,
Smells worse than horse plop.
An K.Orca's safely retired in an
unknown cove somewhere near Mexico.

[kinkyorca]

Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

Chincho is just a Troll, always best just to
ignore them until they start gumming up
the bottom of my boots. Nasty lil critters,
Smells worse than horse plop.
An K.Orca's safely retired in an
unknown cove somewhere near Mexico.

Hey, writing from my little villa in mexico, hardhat sending that case of tequila and a box of castros to you. Siberia saving you some bb rides down here, open beach so you can tan neked while i feed you fresh sushi off my body. The federalies have me well secured from harpoon boats and trolls, miss the patel pools and strange fish now and then but i am free to be me and have time to write my memoirs about a life as an aquatic man whore.. names will be changed to protect the innocent or not so innocent. I already have options on the book, brad pit wants to play me. George clooney wants to be hardhat, Sofia Varga as Siberia, Anyway the mermaid senoritas are calling, catch you on the flip side! Orca out!!

Ps i am not the "D" man. Not that funny and have no clue on uploading gif and or pics....

[George Zimmer]

Originally Posted by Chloe

Gotta try this NY gal....you will not win!

You coming down for a visit?

[Guest030816]

Originally Posted by kinkyorca

Hey, writing from my little villa in mexico, hardhat sending that case of tequila and a box of castros to you. you know how I love a good smoke
Siberia saving you some bb rides down here, open beach so you can tan neked while i feed you fresh sushi off my body. that girl love her some sushi alright, what's for dessert? That's the real treat. She gonna look good in that tan too I bet.
The federalies have me well secured from harpoon boats and trolls, miss the patel pools and strange fish now and then but i am free to be me and have time to write my memoirs about a life as an aquatic man whore.. names will be changed to protect the innocent or not so innocent. we all know there aren't any innocents in this story,
I already have options on the book, brad pit wants to play me. George clooney wants to be hardhat, Sofia Varga as Siberia, Brad/Orca: close enough it'll sell, George/Hat: ? Could have used Redford but he hadn't aged well, Clooney will do, Sofia/Siberia: since Sofia's the hottest thing on screen... Yeah she'll do fine
Anyway the mermaid senoritas are calling, catch you on the flip side! Orca out!!

Ps i am not the "D" man. Not that funny and have no clue on uploading gif and or pics.. DG was hilarious and witty, but don't sell yourself short, you're pretty dam funny, midget penguins lol ..

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[siberia]

Man whore retirement
my ass. I seen you Orca at
Ritz Carlton pool.
You and that sugar
momma.
I wanted to claw her
eyes out.

What? I wasn't stalking you.
Why was I there? Sneaking
in to use their hot tub by
the pool.

I thought you was going
to quit and live with me.

Phuck you!

Hardhat lubs me... lubs my
time & money.

[kinkyorca]

No,No,No...Siberia, thats was a decoy. He is my cousin and that was not a ladie but an undercover ts dolphin. They are trying to stop a thai ilegal bait smuggeling ring, i am in witness protection.. said to much, theirs been a weird shrimp boat trolling by my villa....you know your my true free willy rider, notebook watcher, sushi eater. Later, i will drop you a note....later...

[siberia]

You man whores are
Drama. Always about
Drama.
There are others that
has been through
the shit.
IJS.

The Drama man whores
Have the best GPS, great-
Pecker-syndrome

Come on Hardhat.