Provider Ads - Whats annoying to you?

[LongTimeMonger]

This one, DON'T do this.....

[thebuffmantraples]

∆∆∆∆ what kind of ho is them, wow! Course she won't run with your money, no, never.

How do those girls stay in business, just baffles me...

[JackJohnson]

Originally Posted by thebuffmantraples

∆∆∆∆ what kind of ho is them, wow! Course she won't run with your money, no, never.

How do those girls stay in business, just baffles me...

You and me both... come on, a hoodie, looking all scraggly, AND flipping me off with dollar signs in the meme... Yes. I know.. we can all see it... but I have to agree, this is just baffling.

She's not even attractive... and the picture makes her less so... LAUGHABLE.

[Guest100615]

I am annoyed that of the first 30 ads listed on BP at any given time, I know that 15 of them are fake. By fake I mean the girl that would open the door is nothing like the girl in the pic or they are scams, fakes etc..

[Eva Damita]

Originally Posted by LongTimeMonger

This one, DON'T do this.....

NO, just Noo!

[Crystal West]

Originally Posted by Gemma34

Good thread! I was just thinking of this same thing the other day. Everything you've mentioned is annoying to me! I wonder how some girls even get calls lol

Annoying shit in ads:
- a photo of her hip or her side
- reading the same exact ad I placed 3 months ago
- girls using the same descriptive words over and over again
- over photoshopped pics...covering up blemishes is one thing but deleting a stomach and building an ass is doing too damn much
- dirty greasy hair pics
- girls who say they are ranked number 1 in the area... I wanna know who the hell ranked them??
- seeing the same ads every other day.
- and as you said, the pointless disclaimers. That is extremely laughable!

You make some excellent points babe. I am still learning and there is nothing wrong with doing some extra work to be the reputable product that will continue to sell. I wish more girls realized this.

Always love your insightful posts Jack!

Gemma I agree 100%

I wondered myself about the whole #1 rated or The Best .
Reading the same exact ad / title you have posted or are currently posting on the same site or another site is good times.

I would like to add pictures I've had them take pictures in the same pose as mine I mean right down to the angle same leg lifted even background imitation. It's good times when this is brought to my attention by other providers and clients.

So much for originality.

Oh and that "bug eye" or "fish face" is a FAIL IMO

[Variousberries]

Another fun one is claiming they are visiting the area but have a local phone number.

[Guest052616]

I am OCD with my Ads. I like to make sure words are correctly spelled, punctuation, etc. I like to not look like the "typical" come fuck me, rent is due Ad. Thats only if I am just killing time and actually looking at them.

I love the ones that mimic mine tho... but you know what they say "imitation and flattery blah blah".

What would annoy me, as a shopper, are the ones that have one huge run on sentence that takes up the whole page. I read it and I am literally out of breath after reading it. Or the ones you can tell they had 6 too many redbulls before typing it. LOL

Again, I am just OCD with mine. I think a true Ad should be an investment.. of my own time.

[JackJohnson]

Originally Posted by SixShot

I am annoyed that of the first 30 ads listed on BP at any given time, I know that 15 of them are fake. By fake I mean the girl that would open the door is nothing like the girl in the pic or they are scams, fakes etc..

Its even worse when their fake pics obviously don't match! lol

[JackJohnson]

Originally Posted by Devon Derriere

I am OCD with my Ads. I like to make sure words are correctly spelled, punctuation, etc. I like to not look like the "typical" come fuck me, rent is due Ad. Thats only if I am just killing time and actually looking at them.

I love the ones that mimic mine tho... but you know what they say "imitation and flattery blah blah".

What would annoy me, as a shopper, are the ones that have one huge run on sentence that takes up the whole page. I read it and I am literally out of breath after reading it. Or the ones you can tell they had 6 too many redbulls before typing it. LOL

Again, I am just OCD with mine. I think a true Ad should be an investment.. of my own time.

I don't think good communication and punctuation make one OCD. I think it makes learned. I mean, the words you use when you communicate can really make the difference on how you market yourself. I know a provider without a high school diploma, but you'd never know it from her ads, and she fools many a client into believing her educational background that she markets herself with. It's all about the illusion anyway.

I agree, invest your time (it's what they are paying for anyway) into making sure the illusion and fantasy you are creating is the image you want to market, and the clientele you want to see. The women with the crap ads that demand top dollar, you really have to wonder...

At one point I thought about a market writing consultation service for providers, just to spell check ads.

But I thought it would probably be more frustrating than I could charge! Besides some of you girls should be consultants. Hmmm, maybe we just need a consulting firm!

Good thread. Marketing is still important, even if the product sells itself. Competition gets that way. This site is the market in action!