Hobbiest selling himself!!!!

[mr666]

Originally Posted by Camille Fox

And Mr666, he is trying to provide fake references to get rid of competition... Smh.

Nothing fake about me sweetheart, if I wanted to get rid of the competition I'd lower my rates, which I'm doing right now. Look for my latest ad.

[siberia]

This is priceless,omg.

[shadow12]

Sorry ladies I was on "vacation" with all the money I made.
You idiots need to quit dropping your rates this dick is worth it and yours should be too.
I will not send pictures out but I will be a shock once I shut the door. Then we will see if your wet pussy overides your empty brain.
To all the fine ass chics that dropped a reply thanks and maybe I will call you.
Ok back to where i started. I'm looking for a sugar momma. I will give you plenty of time with me for 1K a month. You will have free trips to the bar so long as our schedules line up. And No my rates are not negotiable. And no AA. Wait I changed my mind I will allow AA over 35. (Like that makes a differencertain 35yrs old. No matter how old a personality doesn't change. Once a dick always a dick. Just not as hard lol.)

All bullshit a side thanks for everyone here for their responses. The sardines and a belly rub was funny as hell and brings back some memories of a session with a few chics. Those chics should have definitely paid me for *ucking them. Nasty bitches. Both times I faked a nut and went to wash up so I could get the hell out of there.

Cheers everyone and happy hunting.

Ladies pm me for pictures ;-)

[siberia]

This is the BEST thread EVER.

[Camille Fox]

I KNOW I will probably get banned for outing him like this, but I need to protect my sisters:


[PRIVATE HOE TAGS]

This is how Kinkyorca showed up to the appt. Notice the midget "handler" AND the dorsal fin... Photoshop much???





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[chicagoboy]

Ladies, why settle for gristly mystery meat, when you can have the genuine USDA Prime steak?

[kinkyorca]

Sorry for the late reply, i was busted by P.E.T.A. someone reported me for doing an illegal water show. Been swimming in a dirty pool full of shady sea life. Now these rumors have to stop, i am indie, that pic floating around that shows my fluke bend, that was just taken at a bad angle. Oh thats my cousin in the picture, he drives for sometimes. So i am offering for a special, 1 can of sardies for 2 hrs, everything tubh,finh,bb rides , back flips, bbcuddles, aa friendly, but no asian whaling fleet, i have to draw the line. Camille you hurt me, i thought we had a connection, i even let you play with my dorsal fin. I need a belly rub and some squid shots.

[siberia]

Yall killing me with laughter.

[Lauren Mayfair]

Originally Posted by Russ38

And we know you love that warm Nazi dick keeping your fireplace stoked all night....we specialize in that....

That's reich, baby. You know just how I like it.

[Guest030816]

Originally Posted by Camille Fox

I KNOW I will probably get banned for outing him like this, but I need to protect my sisters:

[PRIVATE HOE TAGS]

This is how Kinkyorca showed up to the appt.

[/PRIVATE HOE TAGS]

Where's this midget/cousin/pimp?
And when did the ladies get to start posting in private?
PRIVATE HOE TAGS? WTF?
Camille? Maybe you could share BCD?
Pillow talk much?
Happy Holidays ya'll
Ho Ho Ho

[Camille Fox]

Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

Where's this midget/cousin/pimp?
And when did the ladies get to start posting in private?
PRIVATE HOE TAGS? WTF?
Camille? Maybe you could share BCD?
Pillow talk much?
Happy Holidays ya'll
Ho Ho Ho

I hope you realize this was a joke :-/

[kinkyorca]

He he he, ho ho ho, ha ha ha, happy festavist!!

[ThroatChoker]

Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Wow. I can't believe the rates some of you unproven fuckers are asking right out of the gate.

This is why I always go with agency dick. Just as good at half the price.
Who cares if they can't speak English.

Look here missy..... It's my dick and I'll charge what I want. Unproven!!!!!!! You ungrateful hooktard!!

I wasn't too cheap when you negotiated me down after I told you I was going UTR for awhile. And I'm sorry you feel 'overcharged' from the last 9 sessions!!! You are the one who said you wanted a SD!!! (Sugar Dick) You told me you'd pay 'whatever' that I was your ATF (Aussie ThroatChokin Favorite)

You forget too soon who let you 'swallow their children' all those times. I have feelings too. 'Unproven'!!!! Some of us don't like reviews.

And... just so everyone knows......... LM may be the hottest MILF in H-town but she doesn't always tell the truth. Look at her Showcase, scroll down....... the Bat Bitch hates gangsta rap.

There.... I said it.

I feel sooooo bad... I'm going to offer a special till New Years. Free 1/2 hour max. Come get your nut for free.... if I like you I will CIM. If I don't and COF.... well then you know.

Oh... wait.... was your comment about overcharging? Ha........ uh..... nevermind all that I just wrote.

This job is not easy. The emotional toll is too much some days. Can I be open here? I get emotional because.............. I never know when I open the door....... if this time... it's going to be my older sister..... again. She would not leave me alone all those years we lived in the Foster (lager) Home. I still see all the faces of all her friends she made me fuck everytime one of you hooktards go down on me.

I have determined to not let it get me down. I vow everytime one of you Dt me, yes even you Lauren.... I am going to get stronger. I am a good person... even if I sling dick.... I am more than a cum dumper!!

CD3 - TC ( I decided to hyphenate cause those letters together look too much like TDC)

[Bubba Zanetti]

I have an offer for the ladies. It will last all day. First we go to lunch and I will tell you how nice you look and that you need to order desert because you are so thin and starting to look like a runway model. Then I will go shopping with you and compliment you on everything you try on, except the things that make your butt look too small. Then we can go to one of those moveis where the plot is, boy meets girl,boy loses girl and then boy finally gets girl back after he chases her down in the airport just as she was about to leave forever. Then back to your place for a foot rub and a glass of wine. pM me for rates on this very special all inclusive package.

[mr666]

I'm taking sugar mama applications.